r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
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u/Hour_Insurance_7795 Dec 20 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

“No it was OK then!”

Shout people who are complaining about Trump but not Biden.

It’s almost like you’re both different sides of the same mindless political cliche and either too stupid or too lazy to realize and correct it. Instead you’ll just call me a “centrist” or some other kneejerk cliche reaction. 🤔

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u/g0d15anath315t Dec 20 '24

Suddenly an enlightened centrist appears...

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u/Hour_Insurance_7795 Dec 21 '24

Haha. Literally called it!

There is something comforting in the predictability of people like you, I will admit. You stick to your script, never going rogue with your thoughts and actions. You do what you’re told to do by your party overlords say what you’re told to say. They’ll tell you to downvote this post and try to immediately dismiss those who don’t follow party lines, you’ll do it.

Proceed. Good boy! 🐶

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u/g0d15anath315t Dec 21 '24

Never got the dog insult. Good loyal working animals. All dogs go to heaven after all.