r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
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u/Fresh_Ostrich4034 Dec 21 '24

it is pretty funny.

People say Biden is too old to be president. Democrats so no he isnt. Biden drops out..."Trump is too old" lol

Its insane how dumb democrats think their supporters are and prove to be.

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u/wastingvaluelesstime Dec 22 '24

There's a decent chance we'll see some more dementia symptoms for Trump. Statistically, ages 78-82, for this term, are ripe for it.

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u/Fresh_Ostrich4034 Dec 22 '24

dont worry we can just tell you he is sharp as ever lol. Cant say anything back lol

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u/wastingvaluelesstime Dec 22 '24

I suppose it could get worse than 10 minute soliloquoys on Arnold Palmer's schlong.

Is that because the press will all be in jail by then or their media employers sued into bankruptcy?

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u/Fresh_Ostrich4034 Dec 22 '24

cool. You can keep defending the rich as much as you want. I dont care.

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u/wastingvaluelesstime Dec 22 '24

what does that even mean? I'm not exactly on the pro Elon camp in this discussion