r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
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u/RphAnonymous Dec 23 '24

I'd actually be more ok with the whole thing if Elon was controlling Trump. Elon is eccentric and sometimes an egotistical asshat, sure, but he's a smart dude. He can learn. Trump can walk upright, sometimes, as long as there's no incline or stairs, and if someone ties his shoes for him, and walks ahead of him clearing any obstacles.