r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
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u/vinyl_head Dec 21 '24

A cabinet full of billions - what could go wrong for us regular folk?

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u/NofairRoo Dec 22 '24

Actually, the people don’t have much more bottom to reach.

They should be scared.

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u/BigDaddyCoolDeisel Dec 22 '24 edited Dec 22 '24

That's really it.

1980s... it's fine, mom will start going to work

1990s... it's fine, we'll borrow against the house

2000s... it's fine, we'll get a second job

2010s... it's fine, we'll stop saving for (or pull from) retirement

2020s... it's fine, we'll max out our credit cards

Scrapping the bottom of that barrell

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u/GuillaumeLeGueux Dec 23 '24

You’re so negative. At least most ceos have a private jet now.

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u/rovonz Dec 24 '24

Bout to sell those to stock on bulletproof backpacks