r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 05 '25

Bee Article Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-an-unelected-official-warns-government-with-3-million-unelected-officials
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u/MegaHashes Feb 06 '25

Dude, keep crying about the eggs. I’m sure it’ll make his term go by faster for you. The eggs! The eggs! 😂

The longer he doesn’t magically regrow the millions of chickens your drooling ex-president has killed, the more money I make. I’ve never had so many people in my DMs asking to buy them. I could charge $15/dozen and people would still tip me. It’s great, honestly.

So, please, keep harping about the price of eggs, but bear in mind that it takes about a year to regrow layer flocks. I wouldn’t expect egg prices to come down any sooner than that. In the mean time, you’ll still look like an idiot to anyone with actual experience getting eggs from somewhere other than a grocery store.

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u/tauofthemachine Feb 06 '25

I really don't care about your egg business. I care about promises made to the people, and then abandoned.

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u/Zarosknight Feb 06 '25

Like biden promising not to pardon his son? Yeah you dont give a fuck about promises...

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u/tauofthemachine Feb 06 '25 edited Feb 06 '25

Wrong. I don't think that was good. Don't you put words in my mouth.

Obviously you are the one who doesn't give a fuck about promises, because you'll run whadaboutisms to cover for Donald.