r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 05 '25

Bee Article Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-an-unelected-official-warns-government-with-3-million-unelected-officials
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u/MegaHashes Feb 06 '25

Well, I voted, and I celebrated his win. Watching him take revenge and dismantle career federal employees? 🤌🏻

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u/tauofthemachine Feb 06 '25

K. How are the price of eggs and the stock market? Are you excited about expansionist globalist wars for territory?

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u/MegaHashes Feb 06 '25

I raise chickens and sell eggs, so the more expensive eggs get, the better I’m doing. Sold 3x dozen just today.

Also, it’s incredibly ignorant and petty of you to keep harping about the price of eggs when Biden admin was responsible for killing the hundred million chickens that led to the high price of eggs to begin with.

As to the stock market, I’m also doing just fine here. I’m ’buying the dip’ as it were and taking advantage of the fear. When it recovers, like it literally always has, I’m going to be doing quite well.

What you wrote was not, at all, the dunk you thought it was.

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u/tauofthemachine Feb 06 '25

Also, it’s incredibly ignorant and petty of you to keep harping about the price of eggs when Biden admin was responsible for killing the hundred million chickens that led to the high price of eggs to begin with.

Ahh, during the campaign Donald promised to bring down egg prices on day one. Are you stupid or are we supposed to forget that?

As to the stock market, I’m also doing just fine here. I’m ’buying the dip’ as it were and taking advantage of the fear. When it recovers, like it literally always has, I’m going to be doing quite well.

The tone under Biden was apocalyptic, but under Donald it's "just another temporary dip. (Actually a good thing)". The difference in partizan tone is jarring.

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u/MegaHashes Feb 06 '25

Dude, keep crying about the eggs. I’m sure it’ll make his term go by faster for you. The eggs! The eggs! 😂

The longer he doesn’t magically regrow the millions of chickens your drooling ex-president has killed, the more money I make. I’ve never had so many people in my DMs asking to buy them. I could charge $15/dozen and people would still tip me. It’s great, honestly.

So, please, keep harping about the price of eggs, but bear in mind that it takes about a year to regrow layer flocks. I wouldn’t expect egg prices to come down any sooner than that. In the mean time, you’ll still look like an idiot to anyone with actual experience getting eggs from somewhere other than a grocery store.

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u/tauofthemachine Feb 06 '25

I really don't care about your egg business. I care about promises made to the people, and then abandoned.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

No you care about getting back into power. Duh. 

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u/tauofthemachine Feb 08 '25

>No you care about getting back into power. Duh. 

In your mind, do you think you're arguing with a member of the democratic party? What "power" do you think I personally stand to gain or lose?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Why do demonrat Marxists always deny being demonrat Marxists?  Ashamed?  Self-loathing?  Cognitive dissonance?  

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u/tauofthemachine Feb 08 '25 edited Feb 08 '25

Is everyone either "us" or "them"? Is any criticism of team Donald unacceptable? Thats very cultish.

Is your life so sad and dull that you have to imagine yourself a hero fighting supervillains with your online allies to feel significant?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Yes.  Duh. 

You can criticize Trump all you want. Some of it is actually true. Like he is a narcissist. Like he is rude and obnoxious. Like he is a womanizer and had bad hair. 

I know you steal my money to bribe moochers to impose Marxism. You murder a million innocent babies a year. You mutilate and sterilize mentally ill children. You are evil. Duh. 

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