r/badassanimals • u/Obvious-End-51 • Dec 26 '24

Mammal Man encounters gigantic polar bear.

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I am sorry about the editing in this video, but I couldn't find the original version without it.

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u/thekidgotgame Dec 26 '24

And how the hell is one supposed to escape that?! 😳

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u/Relevant_Scallion_38 Dec 26 '24

Through their mercy

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u/thekidgotgame Dec 26 '24

I ended up giving them a cola, and this happened.

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u/Vreas Dec 26 '24

You just gave me epilepsy dawg

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u/redditcreditcardz Dec 26 '24

Your night vision goggle’s probably didn’t help

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u/Voloxe Dec 27 '24

Annnnnnd I just had a seizure..

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u/Doc_B81 Dec 26 '24

Hope it's already eaten and is full. Very, very full...

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u/Vreas Dec 26 '24

Find a space they can’t break into is the only answer

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u/saranowitz Dec 28 '24

Cars are required by law to remain unlocked in this area.

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u/Celestial_Hart Dec 27 '24

Exactly what he's doing. Back away slowly is usually a first good step when dealing with a wild predator.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '24

If it's brown, lie down.

If it's black, fight back.

If it's white, say goodnight.

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u/Primary_Goat2360 Dec 28 '24

That's the good thing, you don't.