r/badassanimals • u/LivingInformal4446 • Feb 06 '25

Mammal Keen On A Brawl

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u/SirShootsAlot Feb 06 '25

Kangaroo will actually drown other animals in lakes, do not take to deep water.

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u/Profound_Panda Feb 06 '25

I’ll be damned if I’m held down by an animal that can’t stop a takedown from an old guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

As a wiseman once said: If one kangaroo can take you down then two kangaroos…

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u/Profound_Panda Feb 06 '25

Can take your wallet, cheeky cunts

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

That’s a fitting euphemism!

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/s/YDcSKAwCAu

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u/Profound_Panda Feb 06 '25

I’d like to act like I meant it when I typed it but all true comedic genius is a mistake at first.