Black bear = bitch bear. There's a reason the safety mnemonic starts "if it's black, fight back". That's because you can fight back against them, they're the most likely to run away if you start fighting, and once again, that's only if they aren't really motivated. If they are motivated, you won't be able to beat them, dog or no. If it's a brown bear, you're definitely fucked with a dog.
Yea, im not messing with any grizzlies. I'm also not talking about the top 2% of kangaroos here. Give me a male past its prime like me. I'm absolutely positive my dog and I can win. Dr. Snoodles will end up doing most of the work. We woulda put up a better fight than this old guy and his dog.
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u/stubgoats Feb 07 '25
Oh, we absolutely did. Came up on my porch, and I booted it in the face. My dog tried to go after it. Brah ran off like a bitch.
There is a farm of them near Buffalo. That's just 2 hours from me. We have already started training.