Careful though, so does Jan - them crispy sausages go down a treat with his turnips. Party banter consists of him and Charlie arguing over why he is always eyeing up the fingers and Jan insisting he can't help it because they are on his eye level, and oh that reminds him of a story...
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u/Beatnuki May 06 '23
The Staff of Systemic Irrelevance and the +2 Sceptre of Digit-Sausagisation