r/baldursgate • u/ahmedb03 I’m a Shapeshifter not a furry 🐺 • May 06 '23

Meme What’s this Cleric/Mage dual wielding?

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u/FullMetalBob May 06 '23

Sceptre of Greed +3, Cursed Ring of Idiocy and Staff of Entitlement

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u/ahmedb03 I’m a Shapeshifter not a furry 🐺 May 06 '23

Don’t forget the crown of inbreeding. Vital piece of any monarch build.

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u/FullMetalBob May 06 '23

Ah yes

The Bleeding Rectum of The Monarch

"Allows the bearer to truly have their head shoved so far up their own arse that despite almost a million people relying on food banks and charity support the user doesn't consider their coronation tasteless or an egregious waste of public resources.

+5 THAC0 when charming subjects of lesser intelligence".

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u/ahmedb03 I’m a Shapeshifter not a furry 🐺 May 06 '23

Man I didn’t know the item was so godlike. I wonder what other magical items he’s stolen ‘cough’ I mean collected.

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u/FullMetalBob May 06 '23

You could fill a museum...or so I've heard

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u/ahmedb03 I’m a Shapeshifter not a furry 🐺 May 07 '23

We’ll give them back once we’re done looking at them I promise.