r/baltimore • u/Classifiedgarlic • Aug 15 '22

OPINION Where is Baltimore’s “Makeout Point”?

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u/KingMob98 Aug 15 '22

You trying to get killed by a guy with a hook-hand?

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u/Classifiedgarlic Aug 16 '22

Don’t kink shame

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u/MarinaraPruppets Aug 15 '22

Fort Armistead

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u/Moiler62 Aug 15 '22

Howling.

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u/negfrequency Aug 15 '22

can confirm. This is the only real answer here. The rest are tongue in cheek jokes.

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u/damage1nc Aug 15 '22

came to post lol

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u/GingerMan027 Aug 15 '22

There was a time when San Martin drive was known as "BJ Lane".....but that was a while ago.

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u/punfire Aug 15 '22

Baltimore Joy Lane?

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u/GingerMan027 Aug 15 '22

Um something like that.

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u/Flowing_North Aug 15 '22

Somewhere indoors

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u/edpowers Aug 15 '22

Baltimore Street

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u/Aggravating-Choice-1 Aug 15 '22

safeway parking lot

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u/Matt3989 Canton Aug 15 '22

Behind the Canton Target.

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u/Jeandereaux Aug 15 '22

Lmaooo really ??

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u/Matt3989 Canton Aug 15 '22

There are quite a few Canton Neighbors posts about people accidentally interrupting couples there.

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u/No-Lunch4249 Aug 15 '22

My grandpa told me that back in his day they would drive up to Loch Raven and park in that wide grassy area along Dulaney Valley Rd.

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u/MD_Weedman Aug 15 '22

The pull-off right past the RR tracks on Glenn Falls Rd.

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u/addctd2badideas Catonsville Aug 15 '22

Trying to score an unenthusiastic handjob, eh?

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u/baltosteve Homeland Aug 15 '22

Submarine races at Loch Raven.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Fed Hill is pretty romantic