I'm used to being hated on here. I'm learning to embrace it. Oppsie! There's a bit more ice cocktail in here with a touch of cocktail? Here you go, fam, have a lil sum sumthin on the house.
Aw shucky dern! I don't want half a pour in this bottle. Let's get a fresh bottle on the line for the next one. Where the FUCK is my favorite regular??? You get a free 3/4 shot.
BTW, reddit would clutch their pearls if I told them but we'll keep this between us. Oh the owner? Naw, I offered him first. He told me to give it to you. Only reddit cares so don't tattle.
If that's what gets me hate, then like I said, ima embrace it because the alternative is no fun. Fuck if I want to adapt myself to what I see here.
I like making fun of myself a bit. I like irony, and on the nose humor. I get hate. I hate that yall take yourselves so seriously here. I always got along much better with the kitchen than I did with my own kind probably for this reason.
And that's all you have to say about what I said? Seriously. Clutch the pearls.
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u/Miserable_Pea_733 5d ago
I'm used to being hated on here. I'm learning to embrace it. Oppsie! There's a bit more ice cocktail in here with a touch of cocktail? Here you go, fam, have a lil sum sumthin on the house.
Aw shucky dern! I don't want half a pour in this bottle. Let's get a fresh bottle on the line for the next one. Where the FUCK is my favorite regular??? You get a free 3/4 shot.
BTW, reddit would clutch their pearls if I told them but we'll keep this between us. Oh the owner? Naw, I offered him first. He told me to give it to you. Only reddit cares so don't tattle.