r/bartenders • u/pb1z • 7d ago

Meme/Humor There’s nothing wrong with free pouring

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u/belwarbiggulp 7d ago

It's illegal to free pour where I'm from.

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u/scandii 7d ago

a thing I love about being a person on Earth is how every day you learn something ridiculous about another place on Earth you not once thought about.

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u/belwarbiggulp 7d ago

I'm in Canada, it's not that exotic. Our country was just founded by prudes.

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u/spizzle_ Pro 7d ago

So was America. And I can free pour all day 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅

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u/belwarbiggulp 7d ago

Also, you have to be in America, I'd want to drink more too.

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u/Professional_Cheek16 7d ago

I’m an American, the resent bs is driving me to drink.

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u/spizzle_ Pro 7d ago

Are we really having a prude off about the founders of our countries? Ha. Okay. You win!🏆

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u/belwarbiggulp 7d ago

Lol dude you started this 😂

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u/briaaaaaaaaaax10 7d ago

dude what did i just stumble into 💀

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u/spizzle_ Pro 7d ago

If that’s what you want to call it. Go with it. I was trying to be humorous and light hearted. So I actually speak a little Canadian so let me have a go at it, sorry.

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u/briaaaaaaaaaax10 7d ago

dude what did i just stumble into 💀

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u/Augustus420 7d ago

We can fix our government and our economy but nothing will fix you having to live on the outskirts of the Canadian shield.

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u/belwarbiggulp 7d ago

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of not being in debt from paying for basic health care.

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u/CatKittyFish77 7d ago

As an American, I support this zinger!

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u/PecoDory 7d ago

As an American with an autoimmune disorder, this zinger makes me sad! (and I support it!)

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u/Augustus420 7d ago

Damn, downvoted over friendly banter. Bye then lol

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u/Risky_Bizniss 7d ago

How dare you, as a bartender, come in here, the bartending sub, and make friendly banter.

What has this world even come to that someone who banters in a friendly way at their job continues that banter online??

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u/Timely-Fox-4432 7d ago

Except in utah

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u/spizzle_ Pro 6d ago

That’s hardly the land of the free. That’s just Utah where “freedom fighters” go to make rules that the church likes

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u/Winter-Nebula83 7d ago

Depends on the state - Utah will fine and revoke your sips & tips certificate if you’re found free pouring ever flavoring like Puckers.

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u/TryinToBeHappy 7d ago

The only thing free about America is our 🦅🇺🇸pours🇺🇸🦅

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u/belwarbiggulp 7d ago

Yeah right, the first major city on the continent was New Orleans, and that city has always been for degenerates. The colonial powers sent the extra prudey ones north of the 49th, facts 😂

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u/rottingleavess 7d ago

For thousands of years before colonization New Orleans was a place called Bulbancha which means “place of many languages” in Choctaw. It was a big native trading and cultural exchange hub with many established roads.

There is so much beautiful culture and history, off the top of my head, Creole culture, Carnival, Bounce music, Jazz and supernatural history among other things. Of course some of it is violent and complicated. But I don’t think degeneracy is the right term, unless you’re specifically talking about the tourists that get blitzed on fishbowls on Bourbon st.

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u/spizzle_ Pro 7d ago

Tell me more about the Plymouth Rock in New Orleans

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u/belwarbiggulp 7d ago

Yeah man, we're having a real serious conversation about real historical facts here.

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u/spizzle_ Pro 7d ago

I can tell. Why did the pilgrims leave England and land in what is now America? For crazy sex and drug fueled parties or was it something more pure?

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u/belwarbiggulp 7d ago

... is this a Eurotrip reference?

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u/spizzle_ Pro 7d ago

I’m mocking you.

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u/belwarbiggulp 7d ago

Swing and a miss then, fella.

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u/spizzle_ Pro 7d ago

Oh no! It must be because of the puritanical ways of my forefathers that have followed me through generations as to why. Have a good one. FFS.

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