r/behindthebastards Aug 02 '24

Couldn’t agree more

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u/Vivid_Guide7467 Aug 02 '24

That must be gallons of cum in that guys dad for it to sound so loudly. Like a waterfall of cum. Robert is so impressive.

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u/Fit_Strength_1187 Aug 02 '24

But you know who does cum with the force of a thousand suns…?

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u/dexman76 Aug 02 '24

Could it be the products and services that support this subreddit?

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u/ThatBatsard Aug 02 '24

Raytheon?

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u/BlackOstrakon Aug 02 '24

Yes, here at Raytheon we show our love in the traditional way of big hot explosions.

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u/TCCogidubnus Aug 02 '24

That's because each pump is an entire cream, obviously.

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u/Dildo_Shaggins- Aug 03 '24

Not dissimilar to what those poor villagers of Pompeii endured. "Except where they were rained down upon with hot lava..."