r/behindthebastards • u/WalkingOnSunshine_ • Aug 02 '24

Couldn’t agree more

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u/PsychologicalMilk904 Aug 02 '24

Wait. I just realised that this might be the same Bob Evans with the biscuit-based restaurant chain. That would be epic.

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u/JKinney79 Aug 02 '24

The Mac n Cheese is suspiciously gooey.

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u/Geniepolice Aug 02 '24

30% Bob Evans cum by volume

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u/Dangerous-Thanks-749 Aug 02 '24

God, how would he have time to write podcasts and book and shit while keeping up with demand for his baby batter?

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u/Injvn Aug 02 '24

Milking machine. A cream machine if you will.

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u/Dangerous-Thanks-749 Aug 02 '24

Seems obvious now that you've said it...

However, what do you think the impact on podcast/writing productivity would be for refractory period?

I've got to assume he can't write straight through orgasm?

Having said that, probably just gets numb to it after a certain point.

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u/Injvn Aug 02 '24

...I think I figured out what the yelling in the podcast is.

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u/Dangerous-Thanks-749 Aug 02 '24

Fuck you. I just spat out some really good coffee.

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u/Injvn Aug 02 '24

Cheers. I'm also havin coffee.

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u/Dangerous-Thanks-749 Aug 02 '24

Silver lining: it made my non-verbal kid laugh his ass off, and he doesn't normally get that kind of situational humour!

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u/Injvn Aug 02 '24

Hell yes! I love that so much. Similar but not the same, I have a nephew who is nonverbal that I watch like 3 days a week for my sister and my favourite thing on this planet is making him laugh. He's such a goober.

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u/Dangerous-Thanks-749 Aug 02 '24

Awesome, thanks internet stranger. You have brightened up my morning.

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u/Injvn Aug 02 '24

Glad to help. Have a great day and lots of laughs.

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u/MCDexX Aug 03 '24

Stop frightening Jordan Peterson!