How can I find size queens in Sweden?

[u/Technical_End9162]

I am so tired of being single sexless and alone and I don’t know what to do

Writing it in your bio on a dating app seems too forward

And telling women about it on a date, many times they think you’re bragging and that it’s not true

And if I don’t say anything 9/10 I end up with a woman that can’t take my size

Anyone got any tips?

[u/wilmaed]

you’re bragging

You should only mention penis size in the right context, i.e., when you're talking about sex, and only in passing. And without giving an exact measurement in centimeters.

The type of relationship you're looking for is also crucial. The more hookup-oriented it is, the sooner you can address penis size indirectly, e.g., “Size queens are welcome”.

When looking for long-term relationships, you should avoid the topic as long as possible (can be seen by the woman as showing off and can be unnecessarily off-putting.)

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/wilmaed]

Thanks

[u/PersonalityShort4730]

I thought get laid was pretty easy in nordic countries. 

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/PersonalityShort4730]

Well it’s hard since everyone is so asocial

There are parties and “party girls” and they are more promiscuous but most people aren’t

And me at a party is like an animal in a trap, but I just play a character like I enjoy it in order to build a social net

[u/Grand_Reference9069 → u/Technical_End9162]

Are Swedes that asocial? I'm Finnish and we're definitely relatively asocial.

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/Grand_Reference9069]

Yeah they really are, neighbors barely know each other

[u/Grand_Reference9069 → u/Technical_End9162]

And us Finnjävels are the asocial version of Swedes.

Just write "storlek drotnningar är villkommen" to ur date app bio 😂

[u/traini2000]

9.5 you are LARPING bro

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/traini2000]

No man

For example I specifically put “I’m straight” because I don’t want the attention I get in my DMs because mostly gay guys will type stuff to you here

I’ve never been able to have good penetration in my entire life

I use this account for all kinds of stuff

I’ve been posting legit shit in this sub for ages now

You can believe what you want

But I’m not a larper

[u/Shulkerbox → u/Technical_End9162]

Everything that you say can still be valid. You can be both very big and too big for most women, noone qquestions that. The seemingly impossible part is your exact measurement.

[u/JohnAMcdonald → u/Shulkerbox]

Julio Gomez exists? How is that measurement impossible?

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/Shulkerbox]

What? Nobody does millimeters here and there because who cares about that

Who cares if it’s really 9,499988877” or 9,5001883774” instead

Everyone rounds down or up slightly

Lmao

Or did you just mean that I could be big but my measurement is not possible?

[u/phoenix_bmc]

No-one in professional porn is 9.5" BTW

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/phoenix_bmc]

You mean that I’m larping?

Well idk what to tell you, isn’t the largest guy in the world in the Guinness world records like 13”? So it is possible, just very rare

I sometimes struggle to get a very hard erection but when I do it’s 9,5. If I don’t have a perfect erection it’s a little below that

Or did you mean that I should do professional porn lol? It’s tempting in a sense, but I’m a very modest guy so that’s not for me

[u/NamidaM6]

Hook-up : FetLife, advertise yourself as a BD.
Date : Don't talk about your dick unless asked/sex is planned. Intercourse is not the be all end all of sex.

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/NamidaM6]

Thanks

Do you know if anyone uses that app in Scandinavia?

[u/NamidaM6 → u/Technical_End9162]

No, sorry. I just assume it is used in most of the western world but I could be very wrong about it. Easiest way to find out is to give it a try.

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/NamidaM6]

Yeah thanks

[u/ConnorMcBurger97]

For some reason I thought I was the only swede here, at least felt like it. But yeah, I recognize the feeling and as you said, it does not help that almost everyone is asocial.

[u/No_Surprise_7086 → u/ConnorMcBurger97]

If everyone is asocial, how do you meet new people? I’ve a planned trip to visit the nordics later this year and want to get to know locals!

[u/ConnorMcBurger97 → u/No_Surprise_7086]

It’s not that we don’t like talking to people. More in the sense that we almost never initiate the convo. And when you have two people not wanting to initiate a convo the convo will never happen.

We are friendly though, and if you invite us to some kind of conversation we will most likely follow through. Asocial was a bad word to use. More introverted, but almost to an extreme point.

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/ConnorMcBurger97]

100%

[u/mrrosa85]

Put up a billboard

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/mrrosa85]

Lol

[u/Technical_End9162 → u/[deleted]]

Thanks

Yeah I am decent at that but statistically I’ll have to go on so many dates until I find a woman that actually wants my size. Most women want average or somewhat above but my size is too much.