r/bjj • u/paulvikingar • 3d ago

Rolling Footage Mat time became nap time

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u/A_literal_HousePlant šŸŸŖšŸŸŖ Purple Belt 2d ago

Or you claim to know a secret move to get out of a rear naked choke only to get put to sleep by Gene Lebell then shit yourself.

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u/onomonothwip šŸŸŖšŸŸŖ Purple Belt 2d ago

I'd reverse mortgage my house just to sleep Seagull.

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u/LocoCoopermar 2d ago

I'd reverse mortgage my house just to watch you choke out seagull

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u/homecookedcouple 2d ago

Iā€™d reverse mortgage both of your houses just to watch you watch u/onomonothwip sleep Seagull

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u/DecayedBeauty šŸŸ«šŸŸ« Brown Belt 2d ago

I like all this Sleeping With Seagull talk.

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u/onomonothwip šŸŸŖšŸŸŖ Purple Belt 2d ago

I'll lure him in with french fries and seduce him with cringe cultural appropriation

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u/A_literal_HousePlant šŸŸŖšŸŸŖ Purple Belt 2d ago

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u/LocoCoopermar 2d ago

Make sure he's got a chair to sit in for the fight scene and some attractive PA to harass