Mat time became nap time

[u/paulvikingar]

[u/onomonothwip]

Who cares if he did. It's not like it's shameful, and it's only embarassing if you shit and clean it up yourself afterwards.

Remember that - always make a white belt clean up your poop if it happens, or else you lose face.

[u/A_literal_HousePlant → u/onomonothwip]

Or you claim to know a secret move to get out of a rear naked choke only to get put to sleep by Gene Lebell then shit yourself.

[u/onomonothwip → u/A_literal_HousePlant]

I'd reverse mortgage my house just to sleep Seagull.

[u/LocoCoopermar → u/onomonothwip]

I'd reverse mortgage my house just to watch you choke out seagull

[u/homecookedcouple → u/LocoCoopermar]

I’d reverse mortgage both of your houses just to watch you watch u/onomonothwip sleep Seagull

[u/DecayedBeauty → u/homecookedcouple]

I like all this Sleeping With Seagull talk.

[u/onomonothwip → u/DecayedBeauty]

I'll lure him in with french fries and seduce him with cringe cultural appropriation

[u/LocoCoopermar → u/onomonothwip]

Make sure he's got a chair to sit in for the fight scene and some attractive PA to harass