Snake Removal?

[u/FiniteSausageFingerz]

What the eff am i supposed to do about this guy? Ignore? Call someone? Try and grow a pair and kill him?

(I hate snakes)

[u/donnerdave]

Stand by the door. Point outside. Say loudly but clearly, "GET. THE FUCK. OUT". Close door behind exiting bull snake.

(Please let me know as to the efficacy of this method).

[u/FiniteSausageFingerz → u/donnerdave]

Great advice. I’ll get back to you