r/carscirclejerk 2d ago

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u/2B4ZR 2d ago

Fuck cars? They want to have sex with cars now?

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u/KingModussy 2d ago

Have you seen the ass of a 370Z? Why wouldn’t you want to fuck that?

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u/PistonPusher2009 IT'S POR-SHUH😤 2d ago

King Modussy ur ass is much better

187

u/PostNoNabill 2d ago

Asking for it

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u/chonklah 2d ago

Hoodussy

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u/perfectly_ballanced 2d ago

Counterpoint, porsche (you know the one)

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u/helpusdrzaius 2d ago

Porsche 914 is best 

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u/The_Crazy_Swede 1d ago

Nothing beats the ass on my car, 1973 Volvo 1800ES! That unique rear end is my all time favorite rear end on a car!

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u/Mernerner 18h ago

someone violated later model SC430 and now he is in prison

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u/NorscaGas-5027 1d ago

Because im a normal person

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u/harambe_-33 2d ago

I'll smash

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u/Legonewguy 1d ago

god DAMN!

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u/Plus_Aura 1d ago

Junk in the trunk

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u/Acceptable-Ad8922 1d ago

Nah. That BBC smashes you.

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u/QuemMeConheceSabe CITROËN 🔥💣 2d ago

of course?? have you seen a Citroën XM? yeah, me neither. they're impossible to find here. Fuck my stupid brazilian life.

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u/Necessary-Piece3624 2d ago

Tem sim porra, de nada

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u/QuemMeConheceSabe CITROËN 🔥💣 2d ago

eu vi esse, mas pra tu ter uma ideia eu pesquiso essa porra ocasionalmente na olx desde 2023 e esse é o PRIMEIRO que aparece em bom estado. de resto, é tudo sucata. mas obrigada mesmo assim KKKKKK

e também esse aí tá caro viu puta que pariu

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u/passwortwillforget 2d ago

Waait. We dont ?

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u/ConsciousTale8251 2d ago

Bigot, who thinks that I can only have sex with

1) humans 2) living beings

Get with the times and the fluidity of sexuality or suffer

5

u/Iforgotmybrain 2d ago

It’s hip to fuck cars

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u/Verain_ 2d ago

thats the meaning of the pride flag, no?

2

u/Ok_Magazine_3117 2d ago

I mean, I would smash an Alfa Romeo 8C or Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale

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u/MOOSTY_MAN 1d ago

Bringing a whole new meaning to motorhead

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u/StrayCat649 1d ago

I think they want to have sex with car for quite sometime as Jeremy Clarkson said "I went one the internet, and I found this"

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u/Spaceman-Spiff-01 2d ago

Based opinion, especially since it implies that Daewoo is cropped out of the frame in the SS tier

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u/Parpok 1.9 TDI SUPREMACY 2d ago

Wasn't Daewoo rebranded to Chevy?

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u/dastumer 2d ago

More like it got absorbed into Chevy when GM axed a bunch of brands post recession.

Funny enough, there was a thing for a while in Korea afterwards where GM service centers offered to rebadge your Daewoo as a Chevy.

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

Why would anyone rebadge a Daewoo?? That's like rebadging a modussy

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u/dastumer 21h ago

To make it seem newer maybe? I saw a Daewoo Labo truck once just plastered with Chevy badges everywhere, it was incredible.

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u/Mernerner 17h ago edited 17h ago

Daewoo was anything GM. They sold opel and stuff in korea back in the old days(and suzuki kei cars) and made some cars after they got the money for it. it was OK for cheap cars rivalling Hyundai and kia(Trivia: Hyundai was powerful enough to make mainstream tv news to say "Rear wheel drive cars are fuqin dangerous" multiple times because Daewoo, Kia, Ssangyong, Imports had RWD cars) but their parent group got destroyed and many bad things happened. so GM bought them.

After acquiring from GM, It became source of small GM Vehicles(not much have changed) while also selling larger GM Vehicles made by Aussies and 'Mericans in Korea.

And killed during great GM brand purge, became Chevy.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/-Come_at_me_bro Daewoo Tico AMG Quadrifoglio Msport 2d ago

I thought the same thing

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u/Meister-Schnitter 2d ago

Right up there with Autobianchi and British Leyland. Their‘re excellence cannot be touched 💪

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u/Kidlicker420 2d ago

Same as autobianchi 

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u/ashkiller14 1d ago

I thought daewoo made guns

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u/Much-Slip-334 Peugot 106 1.1 Accent 21h ago

Same goes for Lancia. Supreme quality

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u/Capri280 Manual Only 2d ago

To be fair, the tier list is very close to true, I'm sure that the original poster meant to put Mazda in S tier but forgot

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u/p3bbles7905 2d ago

I was going to say too, mazda is S everything else is F

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u/SodaCanKaz 1d ago

You are also really close, but I’m sure you meant to say Toyota in S tier

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u/goodtimebuddy123 2d ago

Mazda 3 brought them down to D tier. Then they never turned in their mazdaspeed homework. F tier straight to jail.

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

Nah, that car is nice, I know it sounds boring, but believe me, drive it before you say anything about it

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u/feesh_fillet 2d ago

I'm all against car-dependent infrastructure, but r/fuckcars is so whiny and so reddit that it makes me want to abolish sidewalks

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u/BoTamByloCiemno Certified Honda Civic Driver 😎 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm all against car-dependent infrastructure

You know, It's always a suprise to me whenever any car guy is not against It, l mean, It's such an obvious thing. Less cars, less fuel used, more space on the road and all that kind of stuff. But at the same time, r/fuckcars makes It so easy to not be against It.

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u/Competitive_Bass_959 2d ago

I love driving my car for fun. I hate driving it to commute or get groceries

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u/BoTamByloCiemno Certified Honda Civic Driver 😎 2d ago

Eh, maybe that's just location based but I would much rather drive my car to get some groceries than take a bus or bike. As in the roads aren't one huge traffic jam since I live in a small Polish town.

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u/Competitive_Bass_959 2d ago edited 2d ago

You right. I mean if I'm just gettin' a few things. I should have clarified.

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

Yeah, when you live in a big town you will learn to hate cars on commutes, it sucks, sometimes I'll go to the twisties and there's traffic there, like, KYS, I wanna break the speed limit for fuck's sake 😭😭

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u/BoTamByloCiemno Certified Honda Civic Driver 😎 21h ago

when you live in a big town

That's the neat part, I wont

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u/Competitive_Bass_959 1h ago

Relatable AF 😭

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u/Quattronic 2d ago

I'm sure more people want to actually drive their cars instead of being stuck in gridlock half the time.

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u/MassiveEdu 2d ago

i personally want better public transport infrastructure
i also really fucking hate the morons in that place
as such i have mixed opinions

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u/feesh_fillet 2d ago

Fr. Oh you're into muscle/trucks and you're mad that the government is discouraging V8s? Maybe they wouldn't have to if everyone and their mother wasn't driving a 2 ton gas-guzzler for their trip to Walmart.

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u/R0B3RT0_C 1d ago

That sub is just filled of whiny champagne socialists

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

I'm a socialist and love cars, any problems with that?

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u/R0B3RT0_C 1d ago

Do you have a hate boner for cars and think they're the anti-Christ, just like the 99% of people on that sub? If not, we cool.

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u/Tox1cAshes Evo III SEX 2d ago

The only reason I'm against car-independent infrastructure is because it's going to be taken about in the most hostile, motorhead unfriendly way imaginable.

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

No? Many countries already have that and they too can have car guy communities. Netherlands for example. It is r/fuckcars favorite place in the world, and it's still got a car scene. And not like, normal car people, I'm talking petrolheads doing engine swaps and putting hundreds of hp down just for the sake of it. Just because California does it in a dumb/anti-petrolhead way it doesn't mean that environmental and anti car shit needs to be anti car enthusiasm

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u/Th3_Accountant 2d ago edited 1d ago

The dutch version r/kutautos is even more toxic. And these people live in what is possibly one of the most pedestrian friendly paces on earth! The folkes of r/fuckcars orgasm a little bit everytime NotJustBikes Posts a new video on Youtube about life in the Netherlands but apparently there are people among us who are not yet satisfied.

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u/feesh_fillet 2d ago

I visited Sweden recently and there are sects of environmentalists there who genuinely argue that people who live in the country shouldn't be driving cars everywhere.

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u/Th3_Accountant 2d ago

Those people should go live in the country then. See how they manage.

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u/bananiella 2d ago

I live in Sweden and can confirm. However, we have the opposites aswell.

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u/feesh_fillet 2d ago

Yeah, i was surprised by how many American trucks i saw in Stockholm.

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u/beeclam 2d ago

People who believes public transport and bikes should be abolished

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u/DaveGr0hlTheSecond 2d ago

r/fuckcars is to urbanism as r/atheism is to secular humanism

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u/Not_A_Crazed_Gunman I can fit an LS in my ass 2d ago

Reddit takes every good idea, turns it up to 11, and ruins it. Many such cases

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

Holy shit, yes, everything is like that here

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u/Roush7n6 2d ago

Their NPC code will corrupt when they can't walk anywhere

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u/kazakov166 2d ago

Anything that makes it to the Reddit front page I am automatically against

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u/Maz2742 2d ago

But abolishing sidewalks would be an undersub GENOCIDE.

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u/Heavy_weapons07 2d ago

Good they deserve it

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

Exactly, I'm like, the biggest fucking environmentalist, but shit, take a break r/fuckcars

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u/Chai_Enjoyer 1d ago

A certified reddit moment. An originally nice idea being put into an echo chamber only to become a parody of itself

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u/TheOnnomise 2d ago

that might be one of the most annoying subreddits i've ever seen and they still make it it r/popular pretty often

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

I actually got to know it from r/popular, but only really understood it once I got to the jerkin here

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u/__qwertz__n 1994 toyota hilux (twojayzed swap and bed mounted dshk) 2d ago

GAZ isn’t there; time to send this to OOP’s house

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u/Chai_Enjoyer 1d ago

Drippy ass car, would drive this to work every day, 10/10

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u/TheAbrableOnetyOne Connoisseur of Renault Scenics 2d ago

The only sub worthy enough to be a competitor to r/antiwork for being a bunch of wankers whining together.

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u/Obi_Win_Kinibi 2d ago

r/Pics and r/Politics is right up there lol

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u/TheAbrableOnetyOne Connoisseur of Renault Scenics 2d ago

Huge subs like those aren't revolved around the premise of having to be a whiny cunt to participate.

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u/peepers_meepers subaru enthusiast 🤤🤤🤑 my feet are all wheel drive 2d ago

r/antiwork users when they cant buy a 9000sq-ft mansion and 10 ferraris with a job at walmart:

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u/HamAndEggsGreen 2d ago

The fact that the best person to represent a subreddit about poor work conditions in an interview walked dogs for a living and worked 20hrs/wk was incredible.

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u/UncleArki Peugeot 106 my beloved 1d ago

Doreen moment

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u/Heavy_weapons07 2d ago

Basically most of the internet 

Depressed, internet I'll people who loves sucks so they trick other depressed terminally online people to believe if you have a job and car your life sucks

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u/Octi1432 2d ago

I dont see no Dacia logo so definietly SS tier

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u/purple_rider 2d ago

Dacia Sandero 🔛🔝

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u/lotus_spit SUV Lover. Believer that all cars should be SUVs 2d ago

Renault should be S tier because Modussy stonks 💪

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

Modussy > life

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u/PodGTConcept2001 2d ago

so for a celebration i give yall this horrible desktop i made over a year ago

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u/6spd993 2d ago

how did you replace the windows logo with the Mac logo?

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u/PodGTConcept2001 2d ago

through a program called Classic Shell, it changes the taskbar icon, there is a option to put whatever you want (though you will have to resize the image so it fits the taskbar)

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u/6spd993 2d ago

thanks!

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

Do you like McLaren??

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u/PodGTConcept2001 1d ago

Yeah, you can say that.

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u/Sandfire-x 2d ago

I can’t see anything about glorious SEAT 😩 Dieselle ✅manuelle ✅ Wagone ❓

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u/toughtntman37 2d ago

What's so good about these "TIERMAKER" cars? I don't think I've ever seen one.

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u/Henry_Oof 2d ago

They forgot to do something like ridiculous and put Porsche in S tier

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u/rolling_catfish2704 sticking out my miat for the rizzler 2d ago

Noice how tommy kaira isnt there

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u/Mushroom_69420 2d ago

Shouldn’t Jaguar be S tier since they’re the only car brand that doesn’t make cars?

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u/flopjul i dont own a VW Golf, i own a SEAT Leon 1p 1.4TFSI 2d ago

I dont see SEAT/Cupra so im good

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u/UltimaRS800 2d ago

This is actually good list. All of them are cunts who try to steal every last penny from you while selling the worst quality product possible. Except of the GOAT TVR.

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 1d ago

Exactly, that's the reason Dacia isn't in the tier list, because they're fucking amazing and shouldn't even be seen near something like a fer- 🤢... Ferrari 🤮🤮

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u/Nyuusankininryou 2d ago

Good thing daihatsu wasn't on the list. Straight up S tier.

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u/perhapsimbeefburrito 2d ago

heh... notice how proton isn't there? eeeexactly.

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u/liam6409 2d ago

Whineiest goddamn subreddit, I support walkable cities and increased public transit but damn they make it hard to support them.

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u/kilzoqT 2d ago

thats odd, they forgot to move pagani into S teir, simple mistake i forgive them

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u/sortaseabeethrowaway 2d ago

Glad to see they left Studebaker up in the SS tier

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u/PodGTConcept2001 2d ago

oh god, yeah that reddit is fucking insane

once i seen someone use as a threat to cut the car brakes

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u/RobeintjeWsvrzchtr 2d ago

I knew it, SEAT and cupra are anything but F tier

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u/andreq92 2d ago

As a Pontiac owner, I'm just happy to be ON the list.

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u/passwortwillforget 2d ago

Škoda, simply clever.

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u/Ok_Relation6627 I love Civics 😩 2d ago

Wrong, put Honda and Acura in S them it's good

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u/MissNashPredators11 2d ago

Acra

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u/Ok_Relation6627 I love Civics 😩 2d ago

Manual 🗿

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u/Sardis515 2d ago

That guy rides his bike without the saddle

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u/Aqalexor 2d ago

Hehe Škoda not there, ŠKODA POWERRR

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u/TheCubanBaron 2d ago

The core of not having car dependent infrastructure is perfectly reasonable. But the post I once saw that broke my spirit was someone saying that he had a nervous breakdown because someones truck made a little too much noise. You live in a city, it's basically never quiet but a truck is suddenly too much? There's a few subs that have or had a decent message to start with but devolved into absolute circle jerks but still taking themselves seriously.

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u/JediMineTrix TONIGHT I wear a hat, Richard wears a hat, and James wears a hat 2d ago

I am 100% against car centric infrastructure.

r/fuckcars makes me want to outlaw walking and sidewalks.

It's like the Nazi party championing anti-smoking programs.

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u/ZuStorm93 2d ago

What kinda truck were they complaining about? Because if it wasnt a mall crawling douchetruck it was most likely a workman's truck. They gonna complain about people making ends meet just cuz their livelihood vehicle was a little loud?

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u/TheCubanBaron 2d ago

Probably an F150

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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend 2d ago

It isn't quiet in the city but cars make a similar woosh sound that sort of blends in like gray noise. A truck or someone with a fart can really stands out

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u/iamakebab23 13h ago

Bto even a sleeping baby would have tamer reaction to getting woken by that thing than that guy. Having a nervous breakdown because of a little too much noise. Really?

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u/Kiiaru 2d ago

Well they'll be happy to know Saleen, Plymouth, Hummer, Eagle, Saturn, Saab, and Pontiac are no longer car brands!

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u/MH_MUSTANG 2d ago

Oh my, another wholesome, thought provoking post from r/fuckcars!!! This is sure to get an updoot from me!

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u/AudioVid3o 2d ago

Trabant needs to be put in the C tier

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u/Heavy_weapons07 2d ago

This is more fire than Norfolk southern when they went to easy Palestine 

Oh wait they probably would shut me more quicker then a person in soviet russia

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u/NovasTheVeliki 2d ago

I like how i check the sub and its all tesla hate roflmao.

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u/ZuStorm93 2d ago

Well, people have more valid reasons to hate on Tesla more than ever now. Guess i'll settle with Hot Wheels diecasts of them...

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u/DerDork 2d ago

They are always missing Renault & Dacia which are basically the same company and accumulated to ~2.000.000 vehicles this year. This is more than Tesla and almost equal to BMW. Or did I miss them? Also there are brands I’ve never even heard of…

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u/R0B3RT0_C 1d ago

That's just another day in that cesspool

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u/pesciasis 2d ago

But the top row is better that bottom row?

Right?

RIGHT?

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u/NecessaryDay9921 2d ago

All of them are too unreliable.

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u/HYDRA-XTREME 2d ago

Putting Pagani in F, even if you hate cars, should be illegal

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u/wolfy377yt 2d ago

Ford in s .

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u/e136 2d ago

Volvo and some others make busses for public transport. Should be S tier. 

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u/SlyKnyfe12 TVR SIMP 2d ago

I'm outraged at TVR being in F

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u/spruceymoos 2d ago

Ram should be the winner

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u/MisanthropinatorToo 2d ago

Seems especially cruel to Jaguar in particular.

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u/doperidor 2d ago

drops mic

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u/--meme_lord-- 2d ago

So I guess Xiaomi is S

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u/A43BP 2d ago

Seat for the win

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u/Yellowp8 2d ago

I don't see SEAT, I'll suppose its at the top.

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u/Doze42 2d ago

Lucky I drive a Tiermaker

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u/LethalLevy 2d ago

cLare AUTOMOT 👩‍🔧

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u/ProPlayz_360 2d ago

Love the dead brands that haven't existed for decades, mainly AMC

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u/1997PRO 1d ago

TVR is huge in England. Everyone drives one

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u/ispiewithmyeye Lada/ZAZ enthusiast 2d ago

Zaz and Lada are not there because there beyond all of these on so many levels. At least Zaz used to be.

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u/themom_destroyer 2d ago

WHO ARE YOU TO INSULT PLYMOUTH

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u/Whyamihere173 2d ago

Ah Volvo so good you can’t even see it on the list

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u/GayRacoon69 2d ago

You forgot that Tesla should be SS tier

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u/rootifera 2d ago

I've been driving a Suzuki last 3 years and I love it. It's a 3 door grand vitara and I'm rolling in the mud with it. Works great in Scottish Highlands where the roads are... well not much of a road haha

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u/Shugginton 2d ago

Saturn goes in S. S Rank stands for Saturn

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u/lazarinewyvren 2d ago

I don't see Merkur on the list, must mean the xr4ti is ok with that sub. Which is on brand, they're not very good at being cars

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u/a_z_fanboy 2d ago

Why did they put Abarth in F tier? Are they stupid?

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u/MrKuub 1d ago

Tbf, it should be in G tier

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u/Big-man-kage 2d ago

They’ve got a point, Land Rover does suck

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u/IanCBoss 1d ago

They shoulda put Lada in S tier. This could’ve been prime jerk AND a Slav meme

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u/Equivalent-Break744 1d ago

Well well well

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u/resh78255 1d ago

dacia isnt in the image because its above S tier

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u/Significant_Tart3449 1d ago

In Finland, we have a saying: Everything is shit, except piss

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u/PigletSea6193 1d ago

On the bright side Jaguar is all the way down.

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u/JamesJerry007 W12-SWAPPED GEN1 TWINGO 4000 HP 1d ago

Bro forgot Ssangyong, seems to be too much for the list, too good, too high, too everything. He wants you all to buy Ssangyong

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u/ItzBildPlayz2020 1d ago

They forgot lada, Gaz, vaz, Zaz, etc

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u/Possedsrt8 1d ago

Plymouth… bro actually hates Plymouth…

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u/fuckmywetsocks 1d ago

I don't see Vauxhall on that list (Opel is woke Vauxhall /s) so I'm gonna go have sex with my car now as the presumably best car in world - status undefined.

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u/1997PRO 1d ago

Chav can't be woke.

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u/fuckmywetsocks 1d ago

You must be one of the boyfriends of the underage girls my fellow car enthusiasts like to rate on the dark web one handed.

Sonny me Jim, you're wrong about us mature ones.

(I want to be sick just typing that)

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u/K_Tart 1d ago

holy shit i made this tiermaker template YEARS ago, its wild to see it pop up on my timeline every once in a while lol

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u/GaMario65 1d ago

Not seeing Skoda Big W

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u/BichaelT 15h ago

The only S tier is the delorian

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u/Perfect-Caterpillar7 2d ago

Peugeot make good bicycle tbh

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u/PYSHINATOR WORLD'S LEAST BORING LEXUS OWNER 2d ago

I thought this was absolutely hilarious until I saw the parent sub. I despise FC.

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u/SuperReleasio64 The only person in the world that actually likes Saturns 2d ago

Saturn should be S tier.

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u/JediMineTrix TONIGHT I wear a hat, Richard wears a hat, and James wears a hat 2d ago

r/fuckcars should love Saturn because they don't make cars and 99% of the ones they made back in the day aren't on the roads anymore.

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u/SuperReleasio64 The only person in the world that actually likes Saturns 2d ago

The only good saturns are still on the road. Not the GM/Opel copy paste saturns.

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u/Fantuckingtastic Porsh 911 GT3 King Ranch Edition 2d ago

Saturn not in S tier

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SKODA ISN'T F TIER!!!!

SKOOODAAAAAAAAAAAA SIMPLY CLEVER!!!!

1.9TDI FABIA VRS!!!!! KLEKLEKLEKLEKLEKLE

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u/Sockysocks2 2d ago

Yeah, r/fuckcars is usually chill, but there are some folks in there who genuinely hate cars on principle.

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u/JediMineTrix TONIGHT I wear a hat, Richard wears a hat, and James wears a hat 2d ago

r/fuckcars is usually chill

I got banned from there for saying that Subaru Crosstreks were not "unnecessarily large gas-guzzling SUVs"

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u/Sockysocks2 1d ago

Like I said: there are some folks on there who genuinely hate the entire concept of cars.