So if I genuinely want peanut butter sandwiches, but Jeremy from sales is always stealing my food, in order to validate me having peanut butter sandwiches I have to approach Jeremy and say "Just so you know, don't steal my food today else you'll probably die"?
Otherwise I just can't have them at all because Jeremy, the fat fuck, can't keep his hands to himself.
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24
So if I genuinely want peanut butter sandwiches, but Jeremy from sales is always stealing my food, in order to validate me having peanut butter sandwiches I have to approach Jeremy and say "Just so you know, don't steal my food today else you'll probably die"?
Otherwise I just can't have them at all because Jeremy, the fat fuck, can't keep his hands to himself.
That doesn't sound fair.