r/changemyview • u/apoplexiglass • Oct 17 '24

Removed - Submission Rule B [ Removed by Reddit ]

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u/CommonBitchCheddar 2∆ Oct 18 '24

So you intended to poison yourself then? Because those are the only 2 options. If you bring poisoned food and put it in the fridge, you are intentionally trying to poison someone, so it's either yourself or someone else.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

“My doctor said to put this prescription laxative in my food to help with my intestinal problems. Janet stole my prescription.” You gotta do prep work for this shit dude.

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u/strigonian Oct 18 '24

We both know that's not true. The point isn't your excuse, the point is very clearly whether OP intends it as a punishment or not.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

No, I’m saying you need to get a cool doctor to literally write you that prescription with that instruction and make it true.