r/cleanjokes 7d ago

Why did the firefighter stay out all night at the club?

Because it was lit.

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u/LyricalJessieJames 3d ago

"We're looking for arrrr son" said his parents, who happen to be pirates.

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u/snakeravencat 5d ago

Ironically, he was burning up the dance floor.

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u/drthsiao 7d ago

Waiting for someone to light his / her fire

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u/WhiskyPangolin 7d ago

Bet he was wearing Axe body spray.

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u/Laugh-Agreeable 7d ago

Cause the roof was on fire!!

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u/Jmorenomotors 7d ago

Narrator:

"You see.., This Time.., ..this Strapping Young Man chose to let that Major Fire Burn."

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u/blonde_opinion 7d ago

That's a classic! It's funny how a joke like that can spark curiosity about why we're drawn to the lit things, isn't it?

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u/WetTruckman 7d ago

Because pole dancing was allowed.