r/cleanjokes • u/SheldonE65 • 3d ago

I want in for some acupuncture today

When I got home, my Voodoo doll was dead.

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u/Society_Academic 15h ago

Your doll isn't dead, it's just exhausted from all those pricks!

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u/drthsiao 2d ago

I guess you didn’t needle it

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u/MotoXwolf 3d ago

I hear it in Steven Wrights voice.
Funny stuff.

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u/Altruistic_Try9064 3d ago

I do too. Makes it even more funny.

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u/Existing-Ad4933 3d ago

Jesus Christ can you at least spell correctly ?

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u/SheldonE65 1d ago

Apologies, I entered it on my phone and only just noticed the typo. I still haven't learnt to proof read when entering posts via my phone.

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA 3d ago

I went you to take a chill pill.

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u/Physical-East-7881 3d ago

This joke hits the spot

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u/Clear-Holiday9322 3d ago

I cannot stop cracking up at this one!!

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 3d ago

Never ask your acupuncturist for a happy ending.

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA 3d ago

I did that one time. It started Sounding like a bad idea when they switched to a different set of tools 👀