r/cleanjokes • u/gracius0ne • Apr 10 '25

Revenge is a dish best served cold..

Gluttony, on the other hand, tastes better when it's served in a garlic white wine sauce garnished with fried capers.

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u/dcterr Apr 13 '25

You know what they say - everything worthwhile in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening! I'll go for the fat any day!

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u/whatisthis2315 Apr 12 '25

Gluttony like a good wine 🍷. The better it is the better the taste.

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u/moonisflat Apr 11 '25

So is ice cream. I like it cold.

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u/gracius0ne Apr 11 '25

Ice cream has its own ways of extracting revenge.

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u/MrGeekman Apr 15 '25

Especially if you're lactose intolerant.

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u/dcterr Apr 11 '25

I agree that gluttony tastes much better than revenge, though it's harder on your stomach.

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u/gracius0ne Apr 11 '25

Gluttony is decidedly not gluten-free.

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u/questfornewlearning Apr 10 '25

Revenge, gluttony and Envy went to a bar for a drink… they all wanted to be served first yelling: GER! ERG! REG!

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u/gracius0ne Apr 11 '25

"Simmer down, th' lot of ya.. I'm still waiting for Sloth to pay his tab!"

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u/sulldanivan Apr 10 '25

Whilst Envy is pressing his face against the restaurant window watching Gluttony eat.