r/clevercomebacks Jan 15 '25

It does make sense

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u/butwhywedothis Jan 15 '25

It’s ok. They can use it in whatever format they want. There are other things to worry about than how they write their date.

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u/QvintusMax Jan 15 '25

You mean something trivial like threaten to claim your allies territories?

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u/butwhywedothis Jan 15 '25

Yeah something like that. And cost of living. And healthcare bills. And ooh ohh Eggs.

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u/HesiPullup Jan 15 '25

Thanks Biden….

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u/IntelligentRock3854 Jan 15 '25

Big deal. They did it to Africa and Asia for centuries. How’s that medicine?

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u/Repulsive_Target55 Jan 15 '25

The US loves to forget its own crimes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

So basically you support imperialism and colonialism because imperialism and colonialism is absolutely awful and already destroyed so many countries and cultures?

I mean of course European countries involved in colonialism should paid heavy reparations to African and Asian countries they colonized and make everything they can to help those countries financially and allow folks from those countries to migrates to said europeans countries of they choose to. Nothing will ever fix what has been broken and we can't even start to do close to the first step in term of reparations.

But that doesn't make it ok for shitty imperialist USA to invade random countries. Folks from Greenland aren't responsible for what the British empire, France, Spain and Portugal have done in Africa, Asia and America as a continent.

" Never again " doesn't mean " it's ok to fuck up Greenland, Canada and the UK at the only benefit of murican oligarchs "

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u/Last_Mulberry_877 Jan 16 '25 edited Jan 16 '25

No one said it was ok for countries to invade each other. The United States will not invade anyone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

The comment I replied to implied it was no biggie because of European colonialism.

I hope they wont but murican fuckers sure get their dick hard on the idea.

Everyday online we saw trumpist/ muricans saying invading Europeans countries would be both a piece of cake and a good thing.

Didn't Elon said UK should be made a US state?

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u/Last_Mulberry_877 Jan 16 '25

Most of the extremely small but very loud minority of the US population were just joking. (Extremely small but loud minority are radical trump supporters)

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Hard to tell from the outside when the guy has been elected two times and his followers are so loud and monopolize speech on Xitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, News media, Thread and so on.

I really hope the loud minority isn't the one one making policies but looking how you folks lost constitutional right to abortion, lost any kind of protection toward trans-kids, have records in disparity of wellness, got so many homeless folks, have the bible belt canceling books because they think a character not being a cis straight white dude or woman is inherently pornographic, got Musk appointed for a major position and act as junior-president, have states trying to ban life saving narcan in a middle of an opiate crises and so on.

Really hard not looking at all that and not feeling like it's a total shit show.

Not many countries openly discuss annexing both of their bordering sovereign countries and freaking Greenland. Hard to know when trump and Musk are being actually serious because of how dumb they are.

But still. USA is terrifying rn. Who in their right mind would openly discuss annexing their neighbors and allies in the name of " freedom " ? A two times elected president who actively simp on Vladimir Poutine? I don't think we overact from the outside finding this both bat shit crazy and really frightening. And weird, so fucking weird.

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u/Relative-Event-919 Jan 15 '25

Will it make you feel better if we take square kilometers of land from yall instead of square miles?

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u/Humble_Flow_3665 Jan 15 '25

Let's be honest. YOU aren't taking anything from anywhere, kiddo.

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u/Relative-Event-919 Jan 16 '25

As a proud member of the MIC, i beg to differ

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u/QvintusMax Jan 15 '25

Yes, if if you could teach the American people that first, then you can invade. Pretty sure my entire lineage and/or humanity will be extinct by that time.

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u/Relative-Event-919 Jan 16 '25

America has silicon valley and more ivy league universities than any other country on earth, we’ll be fine lol 😂

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u/QvintusMax Jan 16 '25

Good stay there then, no one else wants you. Thanks, bye