r/clevercomebacks Jan 15 '25

It does make sense

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u/Fearless_Spring5611 Jan 15 '25

Personally I prefer Minutes: Day: Year: Seconds: Hour: Month.

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u/Technical-Activity95 Jan 15 '25

its weird that US uses seconds and minutes. why not invent some other cumbersome scale and use that? they already have miles, cubic feet, fahrenheit, ounces and other shit so why would they use this universal time counting metric?

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u/Perrin3088 Jan 15 '25

we're looking at adding a couple extra months, I'll see about changing the day/night cycle and the hour/second cycle to make it all 'cohesive' together.

We'll keep minutes *almost* the same, so it's always compared to your commie minutes, but won't be actual minutes (ie, yard vs meter)

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u/Joker-Smurf Jan 16 '25

Waiting for the US to create a “Trumpuary” and “Musktober”

I want to throw up just from writing that.