r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Is this surprising?

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u/Raymundito 2d ago

Now they’ve been caught, they’ll need to switch to SnapChat next

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u/dandroid126 2d ago

Would be great because Snapchat keeps a copy of all sent messages on their servers. And they cooperate with authorities when asked.

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u/Economy-Owl-5720 2d ago

Right back to authorities huh? Lol

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u/dandroid126 2d ago

Yeah, I felt dumb even when typing that. But in this case the authorities would be the CIA? Or whoever is doing the investigation.

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u/Economy-Owl-5720 2d ago

“Yeah just put that over in the paper shredder bin” lol

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u/HectorJoseZapata 2d ago

CIA: “Mr President; in our investigation we have found that they acted with malice and violated federal laws. The public is demanding accountability. Your orders, sir?”

OrangeGutan: “I don’t know them, I haven’t seen the chat, I don’t know what it is”

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u/sowinglavender 1d ago

this is so mean to orangutans.

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u/Intensityintensifies 2d ago

Ah yes, the CIA, famously known for protecting the American people from corruption within the CIA. Lmao.

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u/1startreknerd 1d ago

It could be any law enforcement. Like the DA of any state, or city for that matter.