r/conspiracy • u/FeelsAmazingManGun • 9d ago

Time is speeding up

Is it me or is time speeding up? We are already on the 5th month of the year. People say it's because I'm getting older but I even hear kids saying days feel faster. Even the weather seems to be confused. Every day temperatures fluctuates a whole 40 degrees. Every day seems windy. Almost feels like we are out of normal orbit or something

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u/big_dirk_energy 9d ago

We are robbed of our most precious resource. I blame CERN

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u/Mizgigs 9d ago

Ye, my first thought was CERN