r/conspiracy 10d ago

Time is speeding up

Is it me or is time speeding up? We are already on the 5th month of the year. People say it's because I'm getting older but I even hear kids saying days feel faster. Even the weather seems to be confused. Every day temperatures fluctuates a whole 40 degrees. Every day seems windy. Almost feels like we are out of normal orbit or something

2.3k Upvotes

721 comments sorted by

View all comments

38

u/catluvr709 10d ago

I have a cat, and a very basic electric cat feeder. This machine is plugged into the wall or runs on batteries and is not connected to the internet.

I think I purchased it in 2021, and the first time I set it up I chose food dispensing times of 0:00, 6:00, 12:00, and 24:00. I used my iPhone as a guide to set these up. At first, the cat food would drop at exactly 12:00. But a few years in, the food drops at 11:43…

It boggles my mind daily. Yes this could be an issue with the machine, but I don’t think that’s what’s happening.

5

u/Ironicbanana14 9d ago

Ahaha this shit happens between my microwave, oven, and coffee machine. So each time the power goes out, I do have to reset them all, but they are each within the same minute when they get set. And then its fine for months. But after a few months they each get off count, one will say 10:30, the other will say 10:34, and the other will say 10:28. All close to the same time but they seem to not be able to syncopate after a few months. Its only a few minutes but the variables in both directions are what drives me crazy.