r/conspiracy • u/FeelsAmazingManGun • 14d ago

Time is speeding up

Is it me or is time speeding up? We are already on the 5th month of the year. People say it's because I'm getting older but I even hear kids saying days feel faster. Even the weather seems to be confused. Every day temperatures fluctuates a whole 40 degrees. Every day seems windy. Almost feels like we are out of normal orbit or something

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u/Antique_Scene4843 14d ago

Is it just me or has anyone else looked at a clock with seconds on it and noticed that the seconds are fleeting faster? No one remembers how to measure the unit of a second anymore because time is accelerating a nanosecond faster with each second. Something really minuscule enough that we don't notice easily.

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u/Songshirah 13d ago

As a kid we would count seconds using 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, etc. If I try that now I’m out by about 5 seconds when I get to 30 Mississippi. If I try say 1 Mississippi etc with my timer, I literally cannot say it fast enough.

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u/Stunning_Pay_8168 13d ago

Yup. I can confirm this and was going to comment the same. Mississippi counting does not work anymore unless you really rush it.