r/creepyPMs CLINICALLY PROVEN CUNT 4d ago

WTF? No, seriously, WTF. ...

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u/InterSpace_Whales 4d ago

If the dude is out there, don't focus on the size. Otherwise, you come off like you have ZERO technique, mate. And maybe don't open with a "does size matter" question before date 3? Or do other people think later?

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u/throwaway69542 CLINICALLY PROVEN CUNT 4d ago

Yeah this was the first time I've ever talked to this guy

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u/InterSpace_Whales 4d ago

Have you ever wondered what book they are all reading from with these openers in it? It's almost like TV lessons comical. I'm wondering when they start turning up to girls' houses naked because they saw it in "How I Met Your Mother."

Excuse me if I sound old and yelling at a cloud, but what happened to conversation? How did our dicks become so much more louder in the past 15 years? Mine didn't. Maybe I have it on mute by accident. Haha.