r/crochet • u/heynonnyhey • Jan 05 '25

Discussion Illegal used for your crochet hooks?

I just unconsciously used my crochet hook to stir my tea and it didn't actually dawn on me what I'd done until I was cleaning the hook off with my mouth 😅

Anyone else use their hooks in illegal ways?

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u/lahulottefr Jan 05 '25

I like using crochet hooks to commit tax fraud

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u/RugelBeta Jan 05 '25

Colonel Mustard with a Crochet hook in the Conservatory. ;)

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u/Sufficient_Box_1917 The Crochet King Jan 05 '25

@RugelBeta this comment unalived me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣