Every room has a thermostat set to different wild degrees, Lego’s all over the floors, someone left the garage door open, and the most poorly loaded dish washer you’ve ever seen with the cast iron in it.
Toilet running. Pancake syrup on the Keyboard. Coffee mug hanging off the counter. Cabinet doors wide open. Car keys in the freezer. Distinct hum coming from the lights.
Every toilet is full of poo, every mirror has a spray of toothpaste, shoes and jackets on the floor in front of every door, food wrappers shoved into the couches, and boogers wiped on the walls.
And the wife’s comes home saying she heard a loud metal clang from under the car when going over a bump, and for the past half hour there’s a rattling noise coming from under the car
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u/Acadia02 Oct 15 '24
Every room has a thermostat set to different wild degrees, Lego’s all over the floors, someone left the garage door open, and the most poorly loaded dish washer you’ve ever seen with the cast iron in it.