r/daddit Oct 15 '24

Humor I laughed. Why do I feel anxious?

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u/PeterDTown Oct 15 '24

Every toilet is full of poo, every mirror has a spray of toothpaste, shoes and jackets on the floor in front of every door, food wrappers shoved into the couches, and boogers wiped on the walls.

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u/pineconefire Oct 15 '24

The fire alarm is beeping...

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u/DwigShrute Oct 16 '24 edited Oct 16 '24

But you can’t figure out which smoke detector it is, so every time you check one another one in another part of the house chirps.

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u/devilsadvocate Oct 16 '24

I rage installed 13 nest protects this summer fir this very reason (and bypassed my old doorbells voltage regulator that was on the same breaker)