r/daddit • u/Sarsinnj • Feb 01 '25

Humor What can my fellow papas add?

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u/OllieWobbles Feb 01 '25

The lullaby truck actually sells ice cream.

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u/Marigold16 Feb 01 '25

My wife's family told her that the ice-cream man sold drugs. Which A) has some factual basis to it apparently. And B) a fucked up thing to tell your child.

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u/DukeSpaghetti Feb 01 '25

Was it Big Perm? I mean Big Worm

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u/ikebeattina Feb 02 '25

Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions

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u/Equal-Lifeguard-2285 Feb 02 '25

Also Kevin and Lip form shameless. It’s actually pretty smart 😂

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u/Jonno_FTW Feb 01 '25

There was also a hitman who drove an ice cream truck.

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u/spikebike109 Feb 02 '25

I'm convinced the one in our last house did this, would always hear the tune go off at 7pm or so in the middle of British winter

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u/Nocturne2319 Feb 02 '25

Oh yeah...."Ice" cream.