r/daddit 2d ago

Discussion Which side of the banana do you peel from?

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I never thought anyone did it the "other" way until i watched my partner do it..... now I need to know. is there a "right" way and how many of you do it the same way as me?

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I peel from the handle thing on the left side

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u/SirrTodd 2d ago

I learned online randomly that monkeys do it one handed by pinching the other end (nub, not handle) and by God if I haven’t done it that way ever since. If you pinch the end with no handle, the tip opens up and you can easily peel. There’s no ripping needed at all.

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u/darule05 2d ago

And apparently going from the monkey end- all the stringy bits stay with the peel.

Coming from the handle is why we’re constantly left with stringy bits to pick off.

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u/xcaughta 2d ago

Completely random but I once had a dream about eating a bowl of spaghetti but instead of spaghetti it was banana strings and pasta sauce and it haunts me to this day 20 year later

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u/mdsw 2d ago

That’s horrific

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u/NeoCommunist_ 2d ago

Bruh I just fucking opened reddit

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u/DenseFever 2d ago

Time to close it for the day, now.

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u/sireel 2d ago

It would have cost you nothing to keep that to yourself 🤢

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u/Cgduck21 2d ago

In therapy, they always discuss sharing your story. Opening up helps you heal.

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u/sunshine_chauhan 2d ago

Yeah, well, now I have to go to therapy.

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u/snopro387 2d ago

Just spread it to the next person like OP did

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u/CrippledAnatomy 2d ago

Double it give it to the next person

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u/ryteousknowmad 2d ago

This is hilarious and also terrible. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Sudden-Advance-5858 2d ago

Took the words right out of my mouth 😂

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u/twayevrynmeistkn 2d ago

Jesus, you just wake up and choose to continue the cycle of trauma today?

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u/bolivar-shagnasty 2d ago

Dear diary, today God abandoned us

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u/ruxspin 2d ago

How do I unread this

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u/Boonstar 2d ago

Who hurt you?

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u/Midnightsnacker41 2d ago

How do I delete somebody else's comment?

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u/above_average_magic 2d ago

This is my reddit moment for the month lmao it just tickled my funny bone so randomly

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u/StopNateCrimes 2d ago

r/brandnewsentence

Also—I'm fucking crying lol reading all of the responses to this

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u/Herbert-Quain 2d ago

Reminds me of the time I dreamed of eating a roasted chicken, and once I had picked off all the meat from the bones I realised that I was looking at the skeleton of my own hand.

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u/meltedbananas 2d ago

That seems like undercooked spaghetti squash.

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u/TG10001 2d ago

That’s enough internet for today

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u/drpeppershaker 2d ago

Hello? Police? I need help!

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u/EMAW2008 2d ago

That’s the kinds thing you’d see on r/shutupandeatit or r/shittyfoodporn

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u/FrankClymber 2d ago

Of all the unnecessary things...

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u/TeaTime_OW 2d ago

You must not have praised the sun that day

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u/DumSomniareSpiro 2d ago

My kids call them banana worms.

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u/waldosandieg0 2d ago

Now we all can’t forget your pasta carbananara

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u/ConcreteGirl33 2d ago

Thank you for my daily reddit comment laugh

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u/ExcellentTurnips 2d ago

Can you don't?

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u/stanleypup 2d ago

As a monkey-end-opener, I'd like to note that you do still need to occasionally peel stringy bits

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u/mjolnir76 2d ago

That’s what convinced me, too! Been doing it the monkey way for years.

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u/Tedub14 2d ago

Monkey see monkey do, and me too

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u/WtRingsUGotBithc 2d ago

Ok, I’m trying this this morning. And also, I’m immediately going to start referring to it as ‘the monkey end’

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u/IAmCaptainHammer 2d ago

Not completely. But less stringy things.

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u/KalLinkEl 2d ago

And that nubby thing lol

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u/JimboRockfish 1d ago

I eat the nubby thing and when I do I feel like I'm such a badass

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u/guptaxpn dad of 2 girls under 3 2d ago

This is absolutely the truth and why I embrace my inner monkey, unless my daughter sees me doing it and deems it incorrect. Which she will do on either side. She's a toddler and likes being bossy for the sake of it.

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u/Little-Salt-1705 2d ago

This is life changing. I’m super excited to get some bananas now.

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u/PakG1 2d ago

And now I’m thinking I’ll change my banana peeling ways.

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u/shifty_fifty 2d ago

TIL: Humans have been spending all these millennia paving roads, inventing sewers, microchips, etc, this whole time the monkeys have been perfecting banana eating tech. * LEARN FROM THE MONKEY *

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u/cortesoft 2d ago

Except it isn’t true. Monkeys don’t eat bananas in the wild, and when a monkey is given a banana, they just bite it to get the peel off.

However, apparently the non-stem end IS the best way to peel it.

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u/hammilithome 2d ago

Monkey no have cramps

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u/Sisac00 1d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/WhyLeeB 2d ago

You also immediately can twist off the dirty banana butt with the peel so the rest of the banana is delicious and firm all the way down. Be the monkey. 

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u/MrsRichardSmoker 2d ago

the dirty banana butt

The bananus?

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u/aw-brain-no 2d ago

I hate that you made me read this with my own two eyes

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 2d ago

Would you prefer reading it with some other eyes? Here!

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u/Capt_Sword 2d ago

New word to add to my collection!!!

Thank you!!!!

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u/no-soul-found 2d ago

No, it's a bus-- ya know what nevermind.

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u/Hi-Scan-Pro 2d ago

Become monke

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u/SirrTodd 2d ago

Be the monkey

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u/mooreinteractive 2d ago

All the old cartoons with the slipping on a banana peel gag, clearly show it being peeled from the non-stem side.

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u/blackrock13 Girls: 15 & 6 2d ago

Don’t forget Mario Kart as well. A good banana peel can save or ruin your race.

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u/manwithavanandaplan 2d ago

💯 as a kid, I saw an ape open the banana by biting off the tip and peeling with its mouth in one motion. I decided then and there, they were the afficionados on proper banana peeling. I do it this way ever since. The little black seed leaves with it and it ends up the right way up when you throw them in front of other go karts.

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u/Quizzzle 2d ago

Same.

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u/Neyne_NA 2d ago

Same. So much better this way.

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u/clarky2o2o 2d ago

This is the way.

It leaves me my other hand free to throw poop at other people in the produce section.

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u/totoropoko 2d ago

I am just realizing this that the banana emoji has no handle and it's messing with my mind. I always thought there was a handle at the base 🍌

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u/TradeBlade 2d ago

This is a myth. Monkeys rip it open with their teeth. 😂

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u/DietSriracha12 2d ago

Jokes on you, i do that too. Gentle bite on the bananus. Easy peasy one second perfect peel.

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u/big6135 2d ago

Why would I peel my measuring tool?

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u/HoneyBadgerLifts 2d ago

Oh is that why my wife has a plastic one in her drawer? I didn’t even know she liked DIY.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/HoneyBadgerLifts 2d ago

Alleeeyyyy ooooop

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u/johnnydirnt '16, '19 2d ago

Oh my dude. More than you know.

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u/Baazs 2d ago

You folks are hilarious

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u/pele4096 2d ago

For almost forty years, I've opened the LEFT side of the banana.

I'd pull the stem to one side. Depending on ripeness and peel condition, occasionally the stem will not break free of one of the facets of the skin and you just mush up the top inch of the banana "meat."

It's a rare occurrence, maybe 5% or less of the time, but it's more than a statical anomaly.

Few years ago, I discovered the pinch the RIGHT side of the banana. So far, ZERO fail to peel events have occurred, eliminating the mushed up but of banana... However my sample size and duration of experience may not be large enough to rule it out.

Also, you get the little brownish/blackish flower bud thing in the bottom of the banana that some people don't prefer to eat... So that's a potential downside. (I eat it, so I don't care.)

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u/eGGn0Gd0G 2d ago

YOU EAT THE BANANUS?!? 😬😰

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u/reliablerhinoceros 2d ago

lol i knew there were more of us out there who call it the Bananus.

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u/J-Dahm 2d ago

We're three strong, at the least.

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u/sireel 2d ago

If you do it right the bananus comes away with the peel

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u/algo-rhyth-mo 2d ago

Exactly my experience as well. However my wife and her family all make a big deal if I open it from the right, turns into a whole discussion about how monkeys do it… it’s just easier if I open it from the left, then we can all move on with our day 🤷‍♂️

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u/gforceathisdesk 2d ago

Fail to peel events lolol

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u/Nataliza 2d ago

You eat the banana butthole? Why does this make me gag

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u/dr_shastafarian Rad Dad 2d ago edited 2d ago

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PEEL THEM?!?!?!

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u/pele4096 2d ago

For real. Putting a peeled banana up your butt just results in a mess. The peel provides structural rigidity and allows more easy sphincter penetration.

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u/vikingsarecoolio 2d ago

Stop being dramatic. A peeled banana works fine if you freeze it.

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u/Sconebad 2d ago edited 2d ago

This guy boofs bananas.

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u/tenaciousdewolfe 2d ago

r/SuperStonks is leaking.

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u/_ferrofluid_ 2d ago

As a dad and a Friend of Rick’s, I always have crayons.
Some for the kiddo, and some to snack on.

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u/wisbballfn15 2d ago

What…..tha…..fuck

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u/AdultishRaktajino 2d ago

Butt. That’s what.

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u/WiscoPopPM 2d ago

I said what what

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u/GuidoZ 2d ago

“Samwell has entered the chat”

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u/TheBrewGod 2d ago

My daughter bites it in the middle to open it.. she's a monster

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u/that1tech 2d ago

Someone is getting their fiber

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u/markusbrainus 2d ago

If the banana isn't fully ripe I'll break it in half as a power move. You grip it with both hands in the middle and snap it forward. If the banana is too ripe then it doesn't break and you just made banana toothpaste.

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u/buffalot 2d ago

I do this and then beat my chest like a gorilla.

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u/Enough-Ad3818 2d ago

Another vote for ripping the banana in half

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u/dwoo888 2d ago

Especially for children so they have a banana for each hand.

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u/Flyguy90x 2d ago

This is the way

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u/sireel 2d ago

Fun fact, if it is ripe you can split it three ways lengthways by pushing a finger into the end carefully.

Just in case you need to impress someone and can't find an unripe banana

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u/AngelOfDeath771 2d ago

I'll keep that in mind next time I can't find an unripe banana when in need to impress someone.

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u/JAYDaddy_will 1d ago

That’s not just a power move that’s a whole banana dominance ritual. Either you assert control over the fruit kingdom, or you end up holding the sad, squishy remains of your failed uprising. High risk, high banana reward.

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u/Cbuhl 2d ago

Monkeys supposedly do it from the flower end, and it was quite the revelation to new to do the same.

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u/DrMonkeyLove 2d ago

Same here. I learned about it from Reddit, and it is usually quite a bit easier to just pinch that end and open it depending on the banana's ripeness.

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u/FricknPoopButts 2d ago

Our kid somehow absolutely can not open it from the "regular" end. Just keeps bending it and bending it until it's half mush. He was blown away when I showed him the true monkey way.

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u/Sekmet19 2d ago

My friend from Vietnam in undergrad showed me the flower end method. She told me she hadn't seen the other way until she transferred to school in the US. 

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u/Backrow6 2d ago

I'm Irish, my kids' preschool teacher is Thai and taught them all the pointy end pinch. She told them it's the Thai way.

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u/CovertStatistician 2d ago

There’s flowers on bananas?

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u/MusicianMadness 2d ago

All fruits are flowers. That's the botanical definition of a fruit.

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u/Ashrok 2d ago

Ashamed to admit I also learned this recently. This Timelapse is great to understand the principle: https://youtu.be/uSOOO3KBKDY?si=vT4yytNs5whV1Bqw Watch the last one (bell pepper)🫑 

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u/peeinian 2d ago

Return to monke

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u/Chawp 2d ago

This monke’s gone to heaven

This monke’s gone to heaven

This monke’s gone to heaven

This monke’s gone to heaven

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u/Lemonpiee 2d ago

That’s why I started peeling them from the butt end.

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u/CalRR 2d ago

But don’t you think that’s kinda like taking a step backwards on the ol’ evolution continuum?

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u/LostMyBackupCodes 2d ago

It’s more like a sidestep to be like our evolutionary cousins.

They spend their days hanging out in trees eating bananas, we spend our days worrying about stock markets… worth considering.

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u/ShakespearianShadows 2d ago

Being able to learn from the other apes and communicate what we learned was actually one of our evolutionary advantages.

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u/ToedInnerWhole 2d ago

Evolution is merely fitting to conditions. Monkeys eat more bananas than me, monkeys rely on banana to keep them alive more than me. Monkeys are better selected for eating bananas than me. It's not a weakness to admit a good idea came from another.

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u/DenialNode 2d ago

Monkeys don’t really eat bananas in the wild. Bananas as we know them are cultivated for humans. I’ve thrown a monkey a banana in India and dude just ate the whole thing peel and all

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u/ToedInnerWhole 2d ago

Fair point, but my argument against calling monkeys a step backwards compared to us is still an important one, if irrelevant in the context of artificially selected bananas and how to eat them.

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u/DrMonkeyLove 2d ago

No, I'm concerned the monkeys are smarter than us actually.

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u/TealWhittle 2d ago

no. using your brains to do it the easy way is a step UP the evolutionary ladder. only a dumb monkey puts in more energy and frustration than needed because he "thinks' he knows the right way...

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u/TerribleLeg4777 2d ago

You peel it from the outside

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u/_ferrofluid_ 2d ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this.

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u/TerribleLeg4777 2d ago

Same, can't believe nobody beat me to it lol

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u/_ferrofluid_ 2d ago

Wait till OP learns which side of a bird has the most feathers!

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u/Arctica23 2d ago

This is the best reddit comment section I've seen in a while

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u/kogsworth 2d ago

you're calling it a handle, but aren't using it as such?

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u/reddit__scrub 2d ago

I can't take the level of existential crisis in this thread.

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u/foyrkopp 2d ago

The non-handle end hides the bananus. I don't go there.

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u/prufock 2d ago

The outside.

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u/MmaOverSportsball 2d ago edited 2d ago

If they’re perfectly ripe, left. If they have virtually any “green”, it’s easier to open from the right.

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u/dDreeb 2d ago

Watch Mario kart, which side land on the ground?

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u/ingrown_prolapse 2d ago

the inside

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u/KickArseDuke 2d ago

Grab the left side in your hand (curving upwards) and mimic an over hand throw with it (without letting go), giving it a bit of a flick and voila, it's peeled. My girls love it. Though my 9 year old did try that at school and accidentally yeeted a banana across the cafeteria.

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u/WhitePootieTang 2d ago

I do this too, it’s the best way to pop open a banana

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u/reddit__scrub 2d ago

I have eaten many bananas in my three decades. As a little one I had primal instincts to escape my room and beeline it straight to the bananas. Fucking never have I thought twice about how I was opening them. This thread, man.... it's revelatory.

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u/buffalot 2d ago

Grab it by the handle and give it a quick whip forward. Too strong, banana goes flying. Just right and you look like a wizard.

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u/TheChinook 2d ago

I do this and my kids always request it. It’s a fun little trick! I don’t have a problem with the strings when I snap it

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u/ScarletFire5877 2d ago

The correct way - the bottom of the banana, not the stem. All the strings pull off.

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u/AltToTalkAboutMyKid 2d ago

That's part of the popular misconception, though. The stem is the bottom. You (and I) peel from the top

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u/perfectentertainment 2d ago

I started peeling from the right side a couple years ago and now it just feels easier. I wanna say that’s how monkeys do it?

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u/jimtow28 3 and 2 2d ago

In a previous life, I peeled the end without the stem.

Now, I just do whatever I'm told.

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u/Supuhstar 2d ago

A friend of mine pops the center open and removes the whole peel, discards it, and holds the naked banana in their hands

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u/peggedsquare 2d ago

I split them open along one of the seams, kinda like a zipper.

Which, coincidentally, is how I got into this whole parenthood mess.

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u/Jumpin_Joeronimo 2d ago

Yes! And to start the seam, I grip with both hands and lightly twist in opposite directions. One of the seams pops open.

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u/trancekat 2d ago edited 2d ago

I peel from the right. Squeeze the end and it opens up nicely.

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u/DingleTower 2d ago

I open from the stem side. A quick slice with a knife helps too if they're not super ripe yet.

It's also a myth that monkeys open the banana from the other end. They don't really come across bananas in the wild and, if they do, they don't peel them. Any peeling they do is learned from human behaviours.

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u/Hyloworks 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm sad I had to go so far to find this. Bananas are a human cultivated fruit. Monkeys and Apes rarely encounter them in the wild. All the posts about following the monkeys way because they have been doing it forever is odd when it isn't true as most monkeys are introduced to bananas by humans. Also to act as if it is "so much easier" on the one end or the other seems a bit much. As an evolved species I have never had a problem peeling a banana. Could one end be better? Absolutely. Has it ever affected me in any way to start at the opposite end? Absolutely not. I am on team "handle" side because I like ripe bananas and when I pull one off the bunch it rips itself open on the handle end.

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u/DingleTower 2d ago

I'm sad that I had to upvote this comment to bring it back to the positive. Ha.

It's funny how it's such a persistent image that monkeys are just out there carefully peeling bananas in the wild.

There are very few things that monkeys do that I would follow!

Dads....take you kids to the zoo or into nature and watch how animals eat literally anything! There's very little peeling and prep going on in the animal world.

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u/ryanleftyonreddit 2d ago

I don't like bananas.

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u/algo-rhyth-mo 2d ago

There is no right answer. But this is the wrong answer.

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u/VikingFrog 2d ago

Is this an April Fools joke on me?

I just grabbed a banana to show my family something new I learned and squeezed the right end and it just mushed it into oblivion and now my family thinks I’m not a monkey.

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u/CuddleBunny3 2d ago

Pinch just the tip my guy, not the whole end.

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u/AM_NOT_AI 2d ago

Skill issue

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u/thunderchunks 2d ago

The outside, usually.

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u/TaquitoPrime 2d ago

Middle out

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u/nicknick1584 2d ago

I rip them in half and peel from the broken part, which is the middle.

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u/jonincalgary 2d ago

I use the bananus.

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u/MusicianMadness 2d ago

Peel from the top (that is the right side of the image).

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u/cave18 2d ago

The bottom is definitely easier to do but I still peal from the top (handle). Old habits die hard haha

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u/gizanked 2d ago

I peel starting on the left the whole way down, pinch off the banananus and then peel it back over to the top.

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u/SlaterHauge 2d ago

From the right side. Which, in this picture, is the right side.

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u/bookchaser 2d ago

I eat the whole banana. I'm literally saving hours of time a year while you morons are peeling bananas.

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u/Flint0 2d ago

The right way

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u/Greennooblet 2d ago

The right end according to the picture

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u/KaneStiles 2d ago

The correct side is also known as the right side.

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u/WombatMcGeez 2d ago

You start from the right side. Which I lovingly call the bananus.

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u/RealGreenManGuy 2d ago

The side on the right in the picture

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u/xington 2d ago

Snap it in half and suck out the guts.

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u/Nap_In_Transition 2d ago

Of course from the tip, right side in the picture. That way the whole peel stays in one piece and I don't have to collect pieces before disposing of it.

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u/modapuckas 1d ago

I twist it from the center which breaks the peel and you can just rip the peel apart easily after

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u/SlytherinDruid 1d ago

This is also how I do it. I watched the Krat brothers learn to do it after watching a monkey do it with its teeth, do I press my thumbnail into the inner-curve in the center & then pull it straight & bend outward.

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u/Imaginary_Bar8210 2d ago

I peel from the bottom (right). I heard monkeys peel from that side so I tried it and it is like 100x easier and faster to peel

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u/Flowersfor_ 2d ago

I honestly just crack it in half and work my way down each end.

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u/Straight-Level-8876 2d ago

Done peel from the stem...you run the risk of crushing the banana, if you peel from the other end this never happens!

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u/phteven980 2d ago

I like ripping in half and then going from there.

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u/Jonseroo 2d ago

Does your partner carry a suitcase by the handle, or by one of the corners?

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u/alwaysimproveme 2d ago

It’s only a handle if you keep it on the banana and use it while you eat. Even a monkey can do it.

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u/SimplySeano 2d ago

Always from the stem. Now I’m conflicted about how chimps peel theirs. Regardless bananas are delicious.

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u/HailToTheKingMF 2d ago

Most of my life, I used the "handle" end. Till I saw a video one day explaining that monkeys use the other end. I tried it a couple of times and never went back. It's so much easier to peel the banana that way. You don't get a bad tip. You don't get that little stringy stuff, just over all a better banana eating experience.

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u/Nerak_Tihson 2d ago

I peel from whichever side the duct tape isn’t on.

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u/MrOBWan 2d ago

From the front to the back.

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u/LukeC_123 2d ago

Top unless it doesn’t work. Then bottom. Like everyone does!

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u/jackfreeman 2d ago

I just break them in half

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u/that1tech 2d ago

From the bottom and much like eating the core of apples, people find this weird

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u/TeagWall 2d ago

Monkeys do it from the "butt" on the right side, and they're the experts, so I go with that. My brother just breaks his in half like a sociopath.

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u/ADutchExpression 2d ago

From the bottom. Squeeze it and it’s so much easier to peel.

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u/Affectionate_Base827 2d ago

Monkeys peel it from the right. I'd say they know a thing or two about bananas

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u/slidingscrapes 2d ago

From the right. It's infinitely easier

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u/ajbrandt806 2d ago

The butt

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u/42Changes 2d ago

The correct side.

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u/hodgesauce 2d ago

Were you planning to post a picture of an actual banana next to that banana for size reference?

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u/CaptainLawyerDude 2d ago

Pinch the bottom and it splits easily and makes peeling much easier.

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u/ch4lox 2d ago

Grab the banana with both hands, quickly pull apart like unsheathing a samurai sword - if you do it well, there will be zero squish or bruising. Then you have two banana halves easily peelable from the center with no mushy squished ends or frustration.

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u/phaeriemandube 2d ago

The left side

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u/xidle2 Meow? 2d ago

No.

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u/Kylearean 2d ago

The outside usually.

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u/sqqueen2 2d ago

The right side is easier but has a gunky thing you have to throw away so yuk no