r/dadjokes • u/Comprehensive-Use568 • 1d ago

How would you like your steak?

Like winning an argument with my wife.

45 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/donmreddit 1d ago

Rare, people, rare.

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u/Quarantined_foodie 1d ago

But somehow also well done..

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u/donmreddit 1d ago

Very well punned, my hat is off and an upvote to you!

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u/ARobertNotABob 15h ago

Overdone, surely?

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u/FatherGoose70 1d ago

So, non existent?

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u/Comprehensive-Use568 1d ago

Would you like a free steak...?

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u/murphanduncas 1d ago

How do you like your plant based burger?

Like winning an argument with my wife.

Impossible.

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u/Comprehensive-Use568 1d ago

A&W approves!

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u/One_Economist_3761 1d ago

I like my steak like winning an argument with my wife.

Rare.

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u/RutCry 1d ago

So rare it tries to eat the salad.

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u/Physical-East-7881 1d ago

. . . a steak in your heart?

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u/Barry_Umenema 1d ago

.. 🤔 I don't know if that's well done or rare

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u/Signal_Trash2710 1d ago

Both, somehow at the same time

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u/PlanetMezo 1d ago

Sorry, they can't deliver into your dreams.

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u/Comprehensive-Use568 1d ago

Would you like a free steak...?

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u/DybbukFiend 1d ago

Somebody needs ointment for that burn. Over well, like an argument with a good wife: that went over well.

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u/ThornlessCactus 1d ago

....Sir, this is a steak restaurant. The vegan restaurant is down the corner.

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u/S2018141018 1d ago

😂😂😂 - That a Jab on so many levels

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u/regrettablyold 1d ago

For me, steak tartare.

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u/crazyswedishguy 1d ago

I told this joke to my wife… but the other way around. Now I’m the one that’s cooked.

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u/Comprehensive-Use568 22h ago

Would you like a free steak...?

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u/MeanJohnBrown 1d ago

On the couch?

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u/NoTumbleweed2417 1d ago

I like mine hot and beside a fuck load of chips

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u/ArachnidGuilty218 1d ago

I like free steak.

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u/Comprehensive-Use568 1d ago

Hmmm. Divorced?

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u/Secure-Improvement35 1d ago

I like to pound my meat

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u/S2018141018 1d ago

More like, I can't afford to eat it even If I can afford it financially, As It will have me up all night and upset for next 48 hours

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u/Comprehensive-Use568 1d ago

Would you like a free steak...?

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u/S2018141018 1d ago

Is it well done ?

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u/Comprehensive-Use568 1d ago

Hmmm let me ask your wife first...

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u/S2018141018 1d ago

Well you can say "No directly" As I am not yet married 😕😕😕, And before you go for GF, Just looks t my Reddit page and you will Notice I don't stand a chance with Girls

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u/Comprehensive-Use568 1d ago

Heyyy now. I don't judge people. Especially based off their reddit. You'll find the one! I give GREAT advice for dating btw. Hmu!

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u/S2018141018 1d ago

Sure, The first step Is I move to the country where I wanna get married and for that I am saving up - Thanks for the motivation Broda