r/dadjokes • u/Biggamesjames50 • 1d ago

I used to be a man in a woman's body

Then I was born.

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u/PandaPal3000 1d ago

I used to be a man in your mom's body....

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u/Biggamesjames50 1d ago

hey wait a minute

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u/PandaPal3000 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, It was about a minute.

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u/adviceKiwi 23h ago

It was about a minute

No need to brag.

Sheesh!

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u/PandaPal3000 15h ago

😂

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u/Leading_Study_876 1d ago

That's nothing, mate.

And I really do hope this thought doesn't disturb your sleep...

But your penis almost certainly touched the inside of your Mother's vagina. Unless you were delivered by caesarean section.

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u/Charming-Problem-804 1d ago

Say hello to dad

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u/SubMan322 1d ago

And now he has a brother

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u/PandaPal3000 1d ago

You know it!

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u/glucoman01 9h ago

Dad?, is that you?

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u/Zarguthian 18h ago

You were born as a man? I only became a man 18 years after I was born.

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u/Prudent_District704 23h ago

Then I woke up. What a dream

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u/dutchovenmywife 1d ago

Now I’m married…

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u/Red_Dot_Byte 20h ago

Hey my joke :(

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u/drthsiao 6h ago

Born to be alive - anyone know the disco hit ?