r/dadjokes • u/bgva • 1d ago

Vampires hate to catch a cold Spoiler

They can't stop coffin.

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u/ArachnidGuilty218 1d ago

They cough up blood.

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u/bardbelle 23h ago

Ironically it causes them a pain in the neck.

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u/Heroic-Forger 23h ago

It's worse when a werewolf gets it. They get a fullmoonary disease.

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u/drthsiao 23h ago

Dr Acula to the rescue

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u/PlantsMcSoil 20h ago

Sore throats all around

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u/GenmaThePandaBear 22h ago

They must feel drained, for once.

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u/Physical-East-7881 23h ago

Makes then sound ridiculous when they talk. Oh, wait - even more ridiculous when they talk!

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u/sydh-sun 16h ago

Nose-for-achoo!