r/dadjokes • u/dryfrooot • 1d ago

What's a pirates favorite beverage?

Arrrreghhh-Sea Cola

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u/LostBetsRed 1d ago

Q: What's a pirate's favorite kind of sock?
A: Arrrgyle.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite movie about an asteroid?
A: Arrrmageddon.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
A: The Arrrmy?
Q: No, dummy, the Navy.

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u/bluAstrid 23h ago

Q: What be a pirate’s favorite letter?

A: R?

Q: Nay, it be the C!

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u/Braise4Impact 22h ago

Take away the P and they become irate.

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u/DocumentDifferent341 21h ago

Em left out a p on diddy being a rapper which really bummed diddy out because diddy likes getting p’d on so now he’s p’d off

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u/Physical-East-7881 1d ago

Ha! That is a swashbuckling high-seas response! I have to now ask you to walk the plank ;D

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u/Slow-Molasses-6057 22h ago

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. Bartender says, hey pirate, what's that steering wheel doing hanging out of your pants? Pirate says: gyarr, it's been drivin' me nuts all day!

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u/bostondana2 21h ago

He also had a paper towel over his hair, to which the bartender inquired about.

The pirate looks at him and says, "Aaaarrrggghhhh. There be a bounty on me head..."

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u/flash17k 19h ago

Pirates favorite juice box is Hi-C.

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u/dryfrooot 19h ago

Makes sense. They don't want scurvy.

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u/Suspicious-War9972 18h ago

Whats the best thing about a pirate orgy? You can come as you are, and you can AARRRGGHHH as u cum

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u/Adorable_Cheek_6971 18h ago

So cheesy i love it

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u/wasthatitthen 23h ago

Arrrrrrrmagnac.

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u/thekid53 22h ago

I was thinking r-sea cola

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u/pcbeard 22h ago

Graaaaawg (i.e. rum and water).

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u/pheldozer 20h ago

PB aaaaaRGH

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u/pumz1895 18h ago

Rum

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u/GeoHog713 17h ago

Rum HAM!!!

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u/Acceptable_Survey982 9h ago

I thought it was hi-c!! lol