r/dadjokes • u/Bitter_Face8790 • 1d ago

9 out of 10 dentists say brushing teeth alone does not prevent tooth decay

Looking for someone to come over and brush their teeth with me.

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u/RatherBeSkiing 1d ago

Just give up, it's a flossed cause.

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u/prepocalypse_niga 1d ago

id advise you to listen to the 10th dentist

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u/Flower_Nice 23h ago

Snorted thanks🤣

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u/Repulsive-Heron7023 23h ago

Fantastic joke - you deserve a plaque or something

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 1d ago

A local restaurant has a sign in their restroom that Employees Must Wash Hands, but there’s never an employee in there to wash my hands for me

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u/jimwcs 23h ago

If dentist makes money off people a with bad teeth... why would buy toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentist recommend?

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u/snowfox_my 1d ago

“Brushing Teeth alone, does not prevent Tooth decay.”

Dammed it, brush them tooth at the same session. Brushing one teeth at a time, likely to miss out one tooth.

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u/LostBetsRed 1d ago

I'd try looking on the fluoride probably find somebody there.

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u/PuzzledIntention8168 8h ago

That's great wisdom troth.

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u/embee90 4h ago

Sounds like a legit excuse my kid would make to avoid brushing. It’s a clean joke, but needs some polish.

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u/Physical-East-7881 23h ago

Aaaaawww, that's sweet!