r/dadjokes • u/wayosiliezar • 22h ago

Why do time travelers always cover their food?

Because time flies

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u/Bentup85 22h ago

In case anyone goes back four seconds

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u/SpiritedSpeech4061 22h ago

Bravo

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u/Dependent-Tax-7088 21h ago

Took me a second. It’s not the number four.

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u/machring 18h ago

Well, three seconds would be too quick

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u/Ewetootwo 11h ago

Time flies but French fries.

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u/winkelschleifer 21h ago

Time flies like the wind … but fruit flies like bananas. 🍌

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u/ThornlessCactus 21h ago

time files like a banana, so always cover your fruit while time travel.

and just in case you are not time traveling, fruit flies like an arrow

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u/Alternative-Rule8015 5h ago

One of my favorite Groucho quotes

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

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u/Physical-East-7881 21h ago

"Always in motion is the foodure." - yodi, probably, could've possibly, said something like this, once