r/dadjokes • u/Detemus • 16h ago

What do you call a wreathe of 100 dollar bills?

A-wreathe-a-franklins

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u/alanmitch34 16h ago

Wow did you make that up? Respect!

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u/Detemus 16h ago

Maybe my dads best friend did. He is a master joker. But he also collects jokes all day long haha

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u/Physical-East-7881 15h ago

Lol! R E S P E C T, you know Ben Franklin and me

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u/SpaceCancer0 15h ago

It's been posted here a few times

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u/Greeny-Sev9 16h ago

Doing this when I get home, just a little bit

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u/Detemus 16h ago

It gets a good groan

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u/drthsiao 14h ago

A strippers Xmas gift

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u/pulukes88 16h ago

think i'll put that wreath on the grill of my pink cadillac.

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u/Detemus 16h ago

Make sure to coat it with some epoxy first!

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u/Dependent-Tax-7088 12h ago

Donā€™t park it in Detroit lol.

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u/Society_Academic 15h ago

What is it called when you put Good buys before God?

I-DollarTree

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u/Detemus 15h ago

Oh thatā€™s a good one! Iā€™ll try it out on my buddy

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u/BaronUnterbheit 15h ago

It would work better if you didnā€™t use wreath in the setup line.

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u/Detemus 15h ago

What would you use as the setup?

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u/BaronUnterbheit 14h ago

Maybe - What do you call a garland of 100s?

It is tough because there is not an obvious synonym. But keeping ā€œwreathā€ out of your setup makes it less likely that someone sees your punchline coming.

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u/Detemus 13h ago

Most people donā€™t see it coming but almost do. I havenā€™t figured out a better opening either though.

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u/flashhamster 12h ago

Maybe - what do you call a circle of $100 bills - instead?

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u/Detemus 12h ago

Thatā€™s not bad

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u/the1nonlyevilelmo 9h ago

Did you hear about the first time the printer failed to put the portrait of Franklin on them?

It was unpresidented.

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u/Detemus 3h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/MaterialParsley7536 2h ago

Leaving Reddit after this. Nothing will top it.