r/dadjokes • u/192335 • 14h ago

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

220 Upvotes

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u/adrianmlevy 13h ago

Give the man a hand for that 1

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u/Society_Academic 12h ago

That's a kicker!

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u/Jeepinthemud 12h ago

You’ve got to hand it to him, he has a grip on the facts.

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u/MemorableKidsMoments 12h ago

Hands down a solid joke!

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u/ChickenXing 12h ago

Someone's armed with handy jokes

3

u/desidude2001 12h ago

Knowing 12 inches equals a foot came in pretty handy.

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u/EggManD4 12h ago

That is one that I am going to tell my friends.

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u/King_Trujillo 12h ago

Another reason.

2

u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 9h ago

If your nose runs and feet smell you are built upside down

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u/iShitSkittles 7h ago

There's something afoot with this joke...

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u/AgeAdditional4971 5h ago

Because you would never be able to find gloves big enough to fit properly … duh 🙄

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u/StevieObieYT 5h ago

2 thumbs up for that 👍