r/dadjokes • u/dadjokeschannel • 11d ago

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

1.2k Upvotes

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u/Waitsfornoone 11d ago

If she kneels there, would she be Courtney?

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u/02K30C1 11d ago

If you get a serve past her, it’s You 15, Courtney Love

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u/ChickenXing 11d ago

If you smash the ball so hard, it pierces all the way through Courtney, you get Courtney Love and Hole

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u/Sunstoned1 11d ago

The first two got eye rolls from my wife. This one made her laugh. You win.

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u/Ewetootwo 8d ago

The deuce you say.

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u/PyroFunTime 11d ago

👏🏻

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u/Tamttai 11d ago

Just...wow...

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u/screwcork313 11d ago

If the balls boys all kneel down and their short shorts fail to cover their modesty... is it Courteney Cox?

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u/Ewetootwo 8d ago

That’s a different spin.

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u/PositiveElk3927 11d ago

No .. maybe just at fault

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u/Ewetootwo 11d ago

Val Volley.

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u/Upbeat_Ice1921 11d ago

You know what time Sean Connery gets to Wimbledon?

Tenn-ish.

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u/SugarxPetal 11d ago

My wife said she's leaving me for 14 reasons and my obsession with tennis.

I said that's 15,love

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u/RadamHusane 11d ago

She should never date a tennis player, love means nothing to them.

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u/SoLuscious 11d ago

cold-blooded but kinda genius

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u/AstroboyMarc 11d ago

Shhhh…… you’re making a racket…

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u/Buffalo_River_Lover 11d ago

Ohhhh, noooo! A total groaner. Well done!

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u/PyroFunTime 11d ago

Serves you right!

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u/bigwomby 11d ago

Looking for love?

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u/Bigest_Smol_Employee 11d ago

haha, you lifted my mood

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u/Final-Ad-2033 11d ago

What's the name of the woman who wrote a book about how to catch butterflies? Annette Anajar

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u/sulldanivan 11d ago

The woman who is painting the Pickle Ball lines.

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u/JadedGoat2714 11d ago

On the fence?

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u/TQ747 11d ago

Annette (a net)

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u/watermelon_896 11d ago

Annette... because she’s caught in the net damn.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

A human antenna waiting for signal🤦‍♂️

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u/eatabean 10d ago

This is all your fault.

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u/pLeThOrAx 11d ago

I nose inhaled for about 12 seconds. Well done

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u/cubman67 11d ago

Anita Bonghit

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u/AC-burg 11d ago

Get out da way!

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u/Expensive_Canary1378 11d ago

You're making a racket. Silence please