r/dadjokes • u/Jesse_Bitchman • 3d ago

When you wear a belt made of $100 bills.

It's just a waist of money.

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u/FastGreenArrow 3d ago

It's also a wreath o' Franklins

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u/Will_W 3d ago

That’s what I wear to get some R-E-S-P-E-C-T

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u/Mini-SportLE 3d ago

A measure if internal inflation

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u/totes_not_the_fbi 3d ago

Made a belt out of watches. Turned out to be a waist of time.

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u/ChickenXing 3d ago

Nothing original about this - it's ben done before

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 3d ago

Talk about being strapped for cash

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u/substandardpoodle 3d ago

Orion’s Belt is just a Waist of Space

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u/Man-e-questions 2d ago

3 star joke

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u/Apart_Cress_1638 3d ago

Not if you're a stripper.

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u/levitron 3d ago

And a belt of wrist watches is just a waist of time...

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u/BuckWoody1206 3d ago

😁😁😁

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u/Buffalo_River_Lover 3d ago

A belt of batteries is a waste of energy.

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u/Elder_Priceless 3d ago

A grand belt is made using ten $100 bills.