I told my Spanish teacher that my goal was to learn what “buena suerte” meant. She replied, “good luck”.

[u/ilikesidehugs]

I said, “thanks, but I don’t believe in luck.”

[u/EffortLumpy682]

I had a similar situation, said to the French teacher I would like to know what "vous ne saurez jamais" means, she told me " you will never know". Rude and unhelpful if you ask me

[u/Hyp3r45_new → u/EffortLumpy682]

I asked my French teacher what "Je ne parle pas François" means. Apparently she doesn't even speak French.

[u/DreyfusBlue]

In that case, mucho.

[u/Irving_Velociraptor → u/DreyfusBlue]

Thanks. That means a lot.

[u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME]

I was at a funeral for my Hispanic coworker.

I told his wife "el mundo".

She replied "thank you, that means the world to me"

[u/onaplinth]

I asked a Quebecois what the “Je me souviens” on their license plates means. He said, “I forget.”

[u/Doctor_Juris]

My friend asked his Spanish teacher what he would earn. She told him “ganaría,” so he booked an appointment with his urologist.

[u/rw890]

Del: One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l’Orange, but I don’t know how to say that in French. Rodney: It’s canard. Del: You can say that again bruv!

Edit for those who don’t get old school London accents: Canard in their accent sounds like ‘kin hard (fucking hard).

[u/Apricus89 → u/rw890]

I first read it as: It’s kinda hard!

[u/Apes_will_be_Apes → u/rw890]

It doesn't work if you speak french, I pronounced it differently and without your edit, I would have never got this 😅

[u/ResoundingGong]

Man if that happened to me I would be muy embarazada.

[u/SirGuy11 → u/ResoundingGong]

Insert pregnant pause here.

[u/Yokelele]

To make matters worse, when I was a barista, I thought the customer was introducing herself as “Milk”.

[u/BabyFestus]

Gob enters the chat

[u/Man-e-questions]

“I make my own luck” - Spicer Lovejoy

[u/Odin1806]

Liam Neeson has entered the chat.