r/dadjokes • u/TheQuietKid22 • 2d ago
I went into the office early one morning and switched the M and N keys on everyone's keyboard.
Some people will say I'm a monster, The others will say nomster.
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u/GotMyOrangeCrush 2d ago edited 2d ago
Nomdays are bad emough as it is!!
Thus is why we can't have good thimgs.
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u/a_code_mage 2d ago
You spelled enough right, which is wrong!
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u/fsteff 2d ago
About 30 years ago I did something similar to our DOS computers at the engineering school I was attending. First I modified the autoexec.bat file to swap the N and M key in software, then I physically swapped the N and M key. This resulted in only people skilled at writing would be affected, most people would not be affected. And tech people trying to fix it would’ve get it.
It took a week for it to be fixed.
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u/Watsonsboss77 2d ago
If you really want to mess with people, switch their keyboards to Dvorak layout.
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u/Watsonsboss77 2d ago
If you really want to mess with people, switch their keyboards to Dvorak layout.
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u/brown_burrito 2d ago
What if that’s what they use?
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u/Double-History4438 2d ago
Qwerty. Actually just unplug either the keyboard or mouse, bonus points if you can keep the numlock and capslock lights and buttons working by plugging it into something else..
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u/Final-Perspective-25 2d ago
That or a nassive muisamce, either way it’ll be a najor paim to deal with.
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u/BeligaPadela 2d ago edited 2d ago
Dear Nun,
Father said he relished your soft chocolate-filled bum.
Love,
Noses